This is a thing that literally happened and the Bears still won this game bsky.app/profile/cjze...

Why don't they make the whole team out of the 4th quarter Bears?

BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.

AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.

There's a big floppy beret involved, I assume

Therefore, the Cabinet of Dr Caligari is a Christmas movie

One of my closest friends is a Chiefs fan, and I've been torturing her with this meme for a month

Dr Doom riding a bear in the snow

Why would I settle for becoming the Joker, tho?

Ok Romo's worse tho

What's it like inside your head?

The Extended Universe: How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World

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A cardboard bankers box sitting on top of an office chair filled with assorted odds and ends as I cleaned out my desk

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They missed their stop because they were that engrossed by the game. Bird magic is real magic, I swear.

Yo, I'm on the trolley and this Muslim couple is watching a replay of the NFC Championship on their phone. AJ Brown just caught a TD and the wife did a little dance in her seat. I love my city so much ♥️♥️♥️

Hell yeah!!!

A great day for people who tweet a lot and then act smug about it

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Mina Kimes sez: The Philadelphia death machine matches on

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Hey y'all, breaking my social fast because I found a job! ☺️

Which requires a lot of documentation 🫤

That costs money I don't currently have to spend 😞

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Eagles fans sitting atop a commandeered garbage truck with 'FUCK ISRAEL' scrawled on the side

Love my city so much

PHILADELPHIA GRAVEYARD OF DYNASTIES

Bluecheck Ryan Grim sez: DEI was an active impediment to the project of building a multiracial working class movement capable of taking on corporate and oligarch power. Rufo did the left a favor in nuking it.

This is what the anti-woke left has always been about - being jealous of fascism's ability to mobilize white men and making sideways attempts to break bread with Nazis

How is it for gamecast kinda stuff? Because ESPN is really buggy when it comes to that

Mindy Isser sez: joy is not an act of resistance please shut up!!!!

I dunno, I feel like every sanctimonious socdem who spent the last decade lecturing people about Doing The Real Work has been wallowing in apathetic doomerism while people who incorporated some sense of radical joy into their politics are still kicking. Joy counts for something.

Eggers’ werewolf movie should just be the clip from Young Frankenstein where Igor says “There wolf.”

Ok but that just makes me wish the Safdies were doing the werewolf movie instead

I feel like most anti-piracy talk is rooted in willful ignorance of the actual economic conditions rn, too. People don't have disposable income - they're not going to buy a book or a BluRay without some guarantee they're getting their money's worth. Word of mouth from pirates can give them that.

The accounts that retweet their responses to their own posts are the absolute worst