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AI slop, demon-possesed, limb blend, "arm" chair.

AI slop, demon-possesed, limb blend, "arm" chair.

Update.
Just got a reply back from the PM...
"… Just a quick update on the AI images: the client asked to still keep them despite those issues, saying that these materials are for presentation purposes only and are unlikely to be on screen for very long."
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AI slop image detail, featuring a couple sitting together in a bar, seemingly oblivious to the hideous, demonic, abomination she is sitting on.
A chair formed from the twisted melted limbs of some poor lost soul.

AI slop image detail, featuring a couple sitting together in a bar, seemingly oblivious to the hideous, demonic, abomination she is sitting on. A chair formed from the twisted melted limbs of some poor lost soul.

Close-up of an AI slop image detail, featuring a couple sitting together in a bar, seemingly oblivious to the hideous, demonic, abomination she is sitting on.
A chair formed from the twisted melted limbs of some poor lost soul.

Close-up of an AI slop image detail, featuring a couple sitting together in a bar, seemingly oblivious to the hideous, demonic, abomination she is sitting on. A chair formed from the twisted melted limbs of some poor lost soul.

Now we come to the darkest corner.
A hideous, demonic, abomination.
A chair formed from the twisted melted limbs of some poor lost coder's soul.

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AI slop.image detail with mangled hands and a stumpy arm with one pinky finger.

AI slop.image detail with mangled hands and a stumpy arm with one pinky finger.

Three "people" at a table in a bar.
A man on the left with a weird left hand, whose right arm disappears into the edge of the table and emerges from his groin with about 9 fingers.
In the centre another woman who presumably worked with heavy machinery as a child looking at her twisted, claw-like hands.
On the left sits a woman with one lady arm (right) and one man arm with thumbs for all its fingers (left)

Three "people" at a table in a bar. A man on the left with a weird left hand, whose right arm disappears into the edge of the table and emerges from his groin with about 9 fingers. In the centre another woman who presumably worked with heavy machinery as a child looking at her twisted, claw-like hands. On the left sits a woman with one lady arm (right) and one man arm with thumbs for all its fingers (left)

AI slop detail featuring a woman and a man.
Her: slightly wonky fingers but both feet facing backwards.
Him:
Generally normal looking apart from an 8 inch thumb.

AI slop detail featuring a woman and a man. Her: slightly wonky fingers but both feet facing backwards. Him: Generally normal looking apart from an 8 inch thumb.

It gets a bit worse, but still pretty standard, more mangled fingers, extra limbs, backwards feet...

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A couple sitting at a table featuring AI slop hands with Salvador Dali fingers.

A couple sitting at a table featuring AI slop hands with Salvador Dali fingers.

AI slop image detail, featuring a woman with a bunch of baby finger on one hand and the other hand, holding a drunk with long biny fingers all the same length.

AI slop image detail, featuring a woman with a bunch of baby finger on one hand and the other hand, holding a drunk with long biny fingers all the same length.

Starts off with pretty average, finger mangling.

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AI slop image, of a busy café, in a corporate brochure.

AI slop image, of a busy café, in a corporate brochure.

Another bustling city restaurant scene, conjured from the chees-dreams of deranged calculator, which takes the power and drinking water of a small city.

Another bustling city restaurant scene, conjured from the chees-dreams of deranged calculator, which takes the power and drinking water of a small city.

Typesetting a posh brochure for a hotel/business centre in Paris.
Noted "AI generated" tags in image alt text, so had a wee zoom in.
Just bustling city restaurant scenes, conjured from the cheese-dreams of deranged calculator,using the power and drinking water of a city.
CW: nightmarish images.

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:

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InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

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Delighted to hear this one has SOLD at the Velvet Easel Gallery! Other works available, view online or in the gallery!

Nightwalking, Portobello (SOLD)
Passerelle | Stairway To Heaven
Connection | Outset | Water Of Leith
🔗 velveteasel.co.uk/artist/linds...
Portobello • Edinburgh • Scotland

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So, Americans just like shooting and killing each other many hundreds of times more than our other peer nations? And that’s why our gun death rates dwarf theirs??

It’s the availability of guns. That’s the difference. Grow up.

You putzes have been arguing this same nonsense since before I was born.

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In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

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For sale, planet status...

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Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts.

A trans woman enters the room.

Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts.

Fucking clowns.

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This

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Fleetwood Mac, 1975

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They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

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Trust me when I tell you, I.C.E. will not fare well in Philadelphia. #philly #bet

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Loop this.

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The Wake-Up Call Live: They Ain't That Smart A conversation about intelligence, neurodivergence and Lorna Doone.
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George Lewis runs the 2026 London Marathon for Autistica Help George Lewis raise money to support Autistica

George Lewis is running the London Marathon for Autistica. If you can share the link or chuck him a few quid, that would be much appreciated.
www.justgiving.com/page/georgel...

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Ready for delivery to the Royal Scottish Academy next week for their 200th Annual Exhibition!

LEVEL | 61x60cm acrylic & oil on canvas
RSA 200th Annual Exhibition
09 May - 14 June
Royal Scottish Academy
🔗 www.royalscottishacademy.org/exhibitions/... | Ownart
Edinburgh • Scotland

3 days ago 6 1 0 0

Everyone’s laughing at Pete Hegseth’s Bible verse but there are a lot of quotes that can only be found in the Caucasian Translation of Bible

A thread:

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Natt is a Green Party candidate in Fetcham West and Bookham in the local elections in May

Natt is a Green Party candidate in Fetcham West and Bookham in the local elections in May

"Hey, what's that middle-aged comedian who spent his whole career making fun of politicians up to now?...oh."

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Exciting, painting RESERVED at the Velvet Easel Gallery, fingers crossed! Other works still available, view online / in gallery!

Nightwalking, Porty (reserved)
Passerelle | Stairway To Heaven
Connection | Outset | Water Of Leith
🔗 velveteasel.co.uk/artist/linds...
Portobello, Edinburgh, Scotland

5 days ago 3 1 0 0
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Settle an argument

Let’s say you wrote a manual w/ stories & lessons from the ONLY movement in history to overthrow a fascist govt without a war or coup, which title is better?

A: How We Defeated Fascism: A Black AF Guide

Or

B. How to Defeat Fascism: a Black AF Guide

Hypothetically, of course.

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You can hear that shit in your head clear as day

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Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system.

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Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

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Looking forward to Bear Trouble in Little China

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