Took her to a rage room and she started hitting ME

went to apply at Walmart for a job and they showed a video of me at self checkout #fy

Whose white baby is this? 🤣🤣🤣

Cashier: YOUR CARD DECLINED!

Me: It Was LOCKED relax

my card declined at subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me

if u 16 and pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus, u stand there and think about what u did…

my card declined at subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me. Tf?

Parent: Why hasn't ______ been round lately? I thought you were friends.

Me: Fuck that bitch

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be.

MY "SHUT UP BITCH" GAME STRONG AS FUCK

i wish crackheads had snapchat, i’d be watching their stories all day.

fuck a breakup you ever found a funny tweet then Twitter refreshes your feed on accident

1st date we going bowling so i can teach you how to stay in your lane

mfs be wearing Dior but sleep on Difloor

yall ever realized we floating in the middle of space on a rock paying bills on this mf?

Katt Williams tried to warn diddy 😱😱

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

Shit happens when you trust the wrong people.

We never "lose" friends, we just learn who our real ones are.

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

If I text you its because I wanna talk to you..Not get responses like "K', "Yes", "Nm" or "Ha"

The ugliest girls have the biggest egos..

Shoutout to the girls that sucked dick lastnite and still didnt get a "goodmorning baby" text #fy