"Don't combine upper and downer!"
"Like vodka-energy?"
"Like meth and chloroform"

I was reminded yesterday that I never got to try it myself: can you properly stencil full color with CMYK montana?

Oh: "all my partners have sex dates that weekend wanna watch devil wears prada 2?"

OH: "Sex and the Fishstäbchen"

a very tiny and round robin chilling on a small branch of a tree

a fairly distant photo of a white wagtail on a little concrete thing sticking out into some water im not really sure what it is tbh but it looks cool

check out these birds my internetless gf photographed

What?!?

Same with clothes :((

Anikin, my allergies are to the SEA OTTERS!

Horny.

This is unproductive

I can be your boytoy
I can be your pride
Do You want the feminine
Or masculine side?

I can do both*

*If so permitted by @viktoriaidk.bsky.social

mlb logo

it actually stands for marxist-leninist baseball

>> map is green where it is green

>> Chile

Wait, is there more than one way to make sense of this French letter soup?

Quick, new trope just dropped: enemies to business-partners to tentacle sex

Only.if.you.protect.me

No! They are already nightmare-ish

Looks like Cotton Candy, sounds like emotional damage

*our* new best friend ⚒️

Alice, Bob and the fucking STUN server...

... And then God just gave me that, what am I supposed to do with it?!?

"Ich brauche eine Steilküste die meinen Biedermännern Angst macht..."

Plump as well

"seht ihr euch eher als Frau oder als Block Tofu" war nicht auf meiner Bingo Karte der Lebensfragen für heute

Vibes

PRX: The well tempered shotgun

"I have anxiety but also got the girl - the dos and don'ts of texting"

I am yet to find a person with ADHD that actually functions better and isn't just turning themselves off

Saying ‘I love you’ first despite everything that could go wrong is the true vulnerability that makes the human experience worthwhile to me

I offered you to borrow mine :P