why are your feet so smooth and round

you reminded me i have raising canes in the fridge thank u

this made me think of you @eddiesangels.bsky.social

collar is just the beginning at some point i WILL get a harness to wear over shirts or over taped nips at pride

this is so much more sickening to look at now

he’s a horse

Might watch this today.

#caricature #art

i’d be down! that sounds so fun

On the Fourth day of Phanmas, oldphanny gave to me... Dan and Phil enjoying a Hot Chocolate!!

i need phil to get a gay son crop and dan to get a thot daughter crop

DYKE

idc what dan says i love her, my pretty scene girl whose mother wont let her dye her hair and HATES when she chops it all off, little does she know shes a dyke

On the Second day of Phanmas, oldphanny gave to me... Dan and Phil in a SINGULAR Ugly Christmas Sweater!!

right img via x.com/aliconda101/...

dan using a trapper hat to keep his hair straight vs putting in on in a way so that it won’t ruin his curls

leg

i just knowww those two gayboys were sending homoemo gifs back and forth to each other on skype in 2009 :/

i know winning the rpf poll means as much to them as it did to us simply bc they will not stop bringing it up

my attention span has been so bad lately but i can’t wait to read thissss

presented without comment...

He looks like if gru and trixie mattel had a baby

heres some of the video i took!

Damn @danielhowell.bsky.social, lookin' good

it’s not just meeeee

dan said “i got places to be” and those places are literally phil’s lap

Dan Howell in 2009 be like