it's sad that in Scotland we will never see these Wank Panzers so we can point and laugh and get artistically creative.

#SundayStalking

Pointing to his latest approval rating.

Labour plummeting to new depths in their quest to not tax billionaires.

Rebel pigeon of the revolution.

Kemi, after consulting with the mothership, can confirm that her people from the planet Zarg are not going to invade earth and instead will follow a policy of getting the humans to kill their own planet instead.

What is the one on the left?

See also Klanborghini

I won't be travelling to the US, not worth the risk. On the plus side I might be travelling to Australia to clap sunsets on the beach in St Kilda.

You mean the trickle down pyramid scheme is not working?

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Having dinner last night with an entrenched Labour voter it was funny to hear how much more vitriol they had for Sarwar than any SNP voter I've heard talking about him. They really think he's an incompetent chancing liar.

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Mad that you think this is a modern concept. This has been the way since forever.

Is that the only choices? I'm gonna say Crabs legs and Lobster. do them both. With mussels.

You're being very correctly political today.

I like it.

You are protecting us from slugs.

Ants are loyal. Almost like a cult who will do anything for their Queen.

That looks like one sparkly Marguerite

Yes. Be more Scotland.

Idea: Can we do an "I live below an AirBnb" rating where I can give ratings for how much the guests are bing noisy dicks, because tonight it's a 1 star rating for loud shiit music and shite patter.

He's created a cult and people don't say no in a cult. Trump surrounds himself with not very nice, weak people.

Gets a long life sentence.

Honestly, this Ohio diner needs to be Cybertrucked.

This is ultra bootlicker patter. You sure you don't need any of our free medication? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Ah, the one FARC didn't get. Yet.

Hi Leo, Europe calling. We want to take you into this room for a quiet word...

Sakes, Scotland beat Greece away from home. How is this not trending above fucking Cypertrucks??? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

How can I put this, Be a good cunt like Stuzi and not just a cunt.