Real?

I am now seeing that the rapture is sometime between today and tomorrow???

Do I need to get more coffee beans today or not?

My toxic trait is constantly questioning why nobody follows me on socials while continuously generating trash content that I myself would not follow

But does the rapture know it’s Tuesday? Are we all just supposed to suddenly stop caring about stakeholder value?

And that’s the VMAs folks. Please be sure to tip your servers. We’ll see you at the next one.

And remember, I like likes but I LOVE follows 🥰

Thank you and goodnight.

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Someone fix this goddamn mic. VMAs get it together

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Who the fuck is this mustache boy?

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Ari with another piece if paper and another dress

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Come on Bruno Mars

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I watched 2 of these videos. That should tell us something

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Video of the year finally. Here we go

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Survivor FORTY NINE. I cannot be this old

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MTV needs to step it up. This has been.. not a good VMAs. Bring back the late 00s early teens VMAs. The people yearn for it

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Conan is boypop royalty though. Absolutely crushing it. He’s got boypop on his fucking back and he is sprinting with it

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I want to like vodka cranberry but I just don’t get it. Also actor is literally right there and it is the superior song

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Katseye should have done gnarly to liven it up

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Gaga and Bruno win the collab. Nice

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Jessica AND Ashlee. God I love that

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Hey tyla how you doing girl?

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Should I have been a craft services person? Did I miss my calling?

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Omg she’s thanking everyone. And she’s on the move. Get it girl.

Ari said we will be ON. TIME. and we will thank. EVERY. BODY.

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Ari shaking and crying as if she isn’t that bitch

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Another sheet of paper. Miss paper is having her mf moment

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Ari with the vma grab. Yes maam

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Ciara. Now this is an icon

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Also I will never understand the fashion statement of a laced crotch in your pants. Like who is that for?

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Again I literally do not know who this man is

I hope I don’t sound ridiculous i’ve never seen this man before. He could be walking down the street and I wouldn’t know a thing

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Not one but 3 hits? Is that a jab or???

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Gucci mane in a commercial for Bacardi. That’s what I’m talking about

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Dunkin’ being awful is a hill I will kill anyone but Kylie Kelce on. She and she alone gets a pass.

Everyone else get your shit together

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