the Yngwie Malmsteen of dunkers

Tom Dumb Dumb

Steve Kerr, Sam Altman, and Manny Yakutiel

Adam Silver and Mickey Mouse

Jack Ryan ads have nothing on The Last Ship ads

my favorite part of that flashback is how they made no effort to make him younger

Even if you take the point of all this at face value it's just not a good way to promote the arts! It's culture from people who think that means having a party to go to

In other news, Rothy's has announced that they will be positioning themselves as a Defense Prime going forward. They will not, however, be closing their retail stores, instead repurposing them to deliver "best in class hypersonic weaponry direct to the consumers who need it most."

real hoops

The "everyone wears 42" thing is the most Universal Baseball Association thing in Major League Baseball

Guess I'll do it with my hardware store instead

Damn I was going to pivot my shoe company to AI

Love the bit where the host says rivalries will be a thing of the past

You have to level up to access it like in Scientology

Brooks has always reminded me of Bebop from Ninja Turtles

LaMelo having a clutch moment that doesn’t technically exist in any statistical record is the right outcome

My favorite thing about Silver’s NBA is how play-in stats fall into a netherworld

That’s the name you take when you’re Bob Vincent and there’s already one in SAG

Robert Vince is one of the funniest names I’ve heard in a while

Or is there a new business school term for being a good basketball player now

Someone please say LaMelo “impacts winning”

No longer critically reviled, commonly/accurately cited as one of her best

You can buy it in a bundle with his memoir too

Attn @grantbrisbee.bsky.social

Lucky 22 Twenty-two was just a lucky number. Until it wasn’t.Ella Rose Holt believes in magic. Not always the fairy-tale kind, but the quiet kind that shows...

I feel personally attacked by this David Eckstein-inspired romcom novel: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Lucky-...

CBS News contributor

Whoops

Charles de Gaulle

What he says after losing to Jackson is right though, they need him