Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

A white porcelain woman lying on her back on a bronze base one of her hands seems to be turning into a flower erupting out of the middle of her torso is a black figure that is bending down towards her face (an embrace?). Bursting from the back of this figure is a scaly anthropoid creature with flowers bursting from the front of its head and the back of his head entirely red. By the way most do drink tears that's a real thing. I know this friend I know this from the Elvis Costello lyric 🎶 A butterfly drinks a turtle's tears, but how do you know he really needs it?🎶

Moths Drink Tears — Shary Boyle, 2014
Porcelain, China paint, bronze
45 x 34 x 22 cm
www.instagram.com/p/C_5jIout4Z...

eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Have you seen this

girlfriend comics

Natalie if any of these guys making jokes about your partner’s name are bothering you please let me know.

All right, then. Suck your peanis

(opening the website that only makes me annoyed) oh man it's down!

pixel art of a bright ocean scene at sunrise or sunset, the clouds curve around a bluish sky which fades into the yellow of the sun. the ocena water reflects the bright yellow and fades into purple and blue on the edges of the waves

doing the best i can #pixelart

a cautionary tale

a teenage detective comic

me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions

some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”

Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

Go up
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory

>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires

in the uk it's illegal to make jokes about 'the blowjob brothers' you have to make it clear that they are not related, nor even pretending to be related

Baby Steps Developers React to 7 Minute Speedrun YouTube video by IGN

amazing run. I was authentically astonished!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQx_...

Lara Croft was revolutionary as a woman in a male-dominated field (agonizingly perishing in spike pits) and opened up the way for many others (women used to trigger arrow traps in Spelunky)

A cigarette from The Long Goodbye (1973) - 0:12:31

The Long Goodbye (1973) - 0:12:31
Dir. Robert Altman
Runtime 112 minutes
🚬 x 39, or one cigarette every 2.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-long-goodbye/

tfw when I enter the skull zone

i'm going normal mode

𝕱𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 ✦

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don't give a shit, I'm the megabiome, I do what I want. I'm having a fanta lemon. I'll swallow coins.

I'd forgotten this one, an important twitter text.