y’know after two years in a row, having an all stars without Jorgeous just feels wrong somehow

cannot tell if i passed or not but i feel ok about it. may i never again have to pretend to clean a mannequin’s ass in front of a room of people

keep seeing this olympia boy around who didn’t wanna date me bc i was moving to seattle and he didnt wanna travel…in seattle. on dates 😭 ok girl

YIPPEEEE

currently putting the dying in studying

sing Cupcakke remixes of the hymns

fuck you and the lime scooter you rode in on

and did as soon as i got home

actually it almost works if they’d just added a saddle cost. it’s almost even balanced!

“What rule design?” is the funniest fucking flavor text for a card that doesn’t even work to have

this is my version of “i’m probably nonbinary but i’m at work so irdgaf about that rn”

polyamory is not for the employed omfg i have hard enough of a time making time for one partner

i don’t really like following fitness influencers unless their content is funny because otherwise they make me feel Bad about my Body but there is one i follow on instagram who just has…the fattest ass…and i need him

I can do a lot in 15 minutes.. 😉

thank youuuu i love me a denim jacket tbh

pink ladyyyyyy

feel like pure shit need to hit the “i just shoved a nuke up my pussy” soundboard clip 10x in a row

why is asking the name of someone you’ve been actively flirting with sooo embarrassing

considering lipsyncing for my number next month but i also kind of like being the only singing diva

gay guys like “omg i cant wait to see zara tonight” baby look in your closet…

schedule ain’t been loose for a min-tit

Getting No Sleep 🙂‍↕️

i was gonna walk into work on time but then a Tinashe song came on shuffle and i had to finish listening before i could go in. out of respect ofc

lowkuenuienely at a breaking point with this job and all the other miscellaneous stressors in my life but we move i guess!!

man i wish i didnt have to choose between prioritizing my health or having money to live

its kinda fun being often the only girl on the comments of a gay guy’s thirst post. diversity win asksksks

i am indeed distracted

yes indeedy

god tier thrift finds this weekend but im gatekeeping until i can like make a post worthy fit out of them