like not in a bad way but woah

lies of p dlc is so hard wtf

I love food like I love goooood homemade food but there’s something that just really hits with carbonara out of a packet

rip white lotus theme music I’ll never forget you

happy birthday!!

me and my wife looked at you from across the abyss and really dig you looking back

I thought those clicky lids existed on jars because the fear was that people were going around the supermarket poisoning food

Thinking of this tweet a lot as of late.

Sucks to open a restaurant menu and there's 300 items on there. Just give me dry food or wet food like a cat

Hate them or not, if Elon and libsoftiktok get lunch together in Israel then Hamas has a chance to do the funniest thing

This is a long running project for the rightwing. Stalin was worse than the Nazis led to Mao was worse than the Nazis which leads to Hamas is worse than the Nazis which is all designed not to say how evil all those people were as much as it is to say that the Nazis were not all that bad.

did we learn nothing from jfk

expensive houses AND high interest rates? a girl really can have it all :)

Pitbull tweet If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

today I’m thankful for this tweet

I get hiccups so violent it feels like I’m taking poison damage

logging onto bluesky to detox from twitter the same way I say I need to detox and start drinking beer instead of wine

“have you tried an electric fence” it’s called a door brother

people would rather build a maximum security prison instead of just keeping their cat inside

I bust my ass cause I feel like I’m under a microscope for this reason and then when I visit the office nobody is doing any work, at what point do they admit it’s not about productivity it’s just about control

the movie not the guy

I am become defend oppenheimer to the death

aw thankyou ❤️❤️

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]

calling pregnancy “the long dry july”

i'm not the wife guy i'm the guy that wifed up

JFK riding in Barbie's car. it's a convertible. i think the rest explains itself

John F. Ken