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Posts by Adam J. Morris

Not as much as Blackman does

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Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

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Evan Carter with the new most momentum shifting play in baseball — a leaping grab to rob the hitter of a two out, three run home run.

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And these same folks are opposed to UBI because its socialism.

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You must have rigged it

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Texas Rangers 2020 schedule. None of these games happened.

Texas Rangers 2020 schedule. None of these games happened.

Cleaning out some old closets and lol

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Well, he ain't got no crystal ball...

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D-backs Top Prospects The Official Site of Major League Baseball

D-backs No. 8 prospect David Hagaman has been added to High-A Hillsboro's roster.

The RHP was acquired from the Rangers in the Merrill Kelly deal and threw 54 1/3 innings between the regular season and AFL. Arizona slow-rolled him this spring coming off a shorter offseason due to the Fall League.

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Texas Rangers lineup for April 21, 2026 Texas begins a home stand with a game against the Pirates

The lineup for Your Texas Rangers for tonight's game against the Pirates

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LMAO

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I could do Miller's Crossing by memory, just about. I say "Running things...it ain't all gravy" at least once a week.

Though my favorite exchange is probably:

"His friends didn't really like him, did they?"
"He didn't like his friends."

Of course, thinking about it, friends...is a mental state.

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I appreciate getting a like on an obscure Barton Fink reference

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Holy Bible?

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The disappointing 2020 first round The first round of the 2020 MLB Draft has provided few hits and a lot of heartache

Asa Lacy's release by the Kansas City Royals is just the latest bit of disappointment to come from a very disappoint 2020 first round

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a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of milk in his hand . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of milk in his hand .

He fixes the cable?

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MLB Playoff Odds
Data: FanGraphs https://www.fangraphs.com/standings/playoff-odds/fg/lg

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2026 Texas Rangers Recap: Week Four Not too bad of a week, all things considered

2026 Texas Rangers Recap: Week Four

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When Jeffrey Lebowski wants to find someone to bowl against:

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Tuesday Morning Texas Rangers Update The latest on the once and future World Series champion Texas Rangers

Good morning

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[April 21st, 1946] 128 Aggies gathered at the Malinta Tunnel on Corregidor to honor those lost during the Japanese Siege. Using an improvised flag, they held a Muster to remember their fallen comrades. This moment remains a powerful symbol of the Aggie Spirit and their service during WWII.

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Colored-pencil card drawing of Prince, based on his “Parade” album cover

Colored-pencil card drawing of Prince, based on his “Parade” album cover

Remembering Prince, who passed away 10 years ago today

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ATH: 1-3 in last 4 games
SEA: 6-4 in last 10 games

ATH: 1-3 in last 4 games SEA: 6-4 in last 10 games

What a strange graphic!

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Your menchies!

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Chip Roy is in a primary runoff with "MAGA Mayes Middleton" for the GOP nomination for Texas Attorney General, and has been attacked for being to liberal/not sufficiently pro-Trump.

This is a gesture to show the primary voters he's just as bigoted as Middleton is.

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“Loose Bodies” is my favorite Eagles song.

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The Usual Suspects

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Tom Bombadigital

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Minor league update for 4/19/26 Sunday’s minor league Rangers action

Texas Rangers minor league update for 4/19/26

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You can do a Statcast search for that.

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Monday Morning Texas Rangers Update The latest on the once and future World Series champion Texas Rangers

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