I've got a novelty twisty straw ready for my entire calorific intake

I don't get it?

This isn't going to encourage me

Maybe. I'm low on investment capital and fear the dragons won't be interested.

This one's real

Hope there's no Irish folklore about an evil spirit that leaves a hollowed out slice of multiseed loaf on your doorstep

Apparently it's known as the Hen Run as local residents used to let their egg-laying chickens dander around the field

Dunzilla- pic shows a giant green hen crushing a city, with Japanese text going down the side

Dundela versus Harland and Wolff Welders: the most cataclysmic derby match in world football - pic shows a giant hen using lasers from its eyes to destroy the Harland and Wolff cranes in Belfast docks

Up the Duns - gangsta style hen with shades, bling etc

And a few I saw today that were new to me:

Dundela: the future of Sports Entertainment (A Wilgar Park Publication) with a gigantic green hen crushing a football ground underfoot

A giant green hen shands on a map of the world and beside a globe and a Sports Direct Mug. Text reads A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING THE SPORTS DIRECT NIFL PREMIERSHIP - THE SPECTRE OF DUNDELA-ISM

Dundela Football Club - visit the rolling hills of Wilgar Park - picture shows hens running over fields

UP THE DUNS - picture shows a bloodied Colonel Sanders being attacked by hundreds of green hens

Stickers for my local football club Dundela FC. Their ground, Wilgar Park, is known as the hen run because it’s so small, and so the team are the Hens. #uptheduns

No, they'll let anyone on.

Just to let you know I've taken the plunge and signed up with X, formally known as Twitter.

You can find me at x.com/TreborRhurbarb

Saw Streatham Rovers content in the wild on Saturday

I've been here for three months you rat bsky.app/profile/vorn...

Billy Connolly's "don't you wish they would just get on with it?" only it's for Musk finally killing off Twitter rather than this weird limbo

I was quite a big deal on Twitter actually. Do the words "football manager hair on politicians" ring any bells? 😏

War On Humanity starts soon

This is what i joined bluesky for

Today I learned Luke Akehurst, a man who has been an ever present figure on my twitter landscape for about 13 years, has less followers than Streatham Rovers.

This is the Bluesky Peek Behind The Magician's Curtain. Don't like it? Go back to twitter.

a fictional character you would give an invite code to

On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please reskeet.

Looking for the first bluesky profile to list the number of Football League grounds they've been to in their bio

Wow. So much for cyberdemocracy.

I utilised the latest sophisticated AI generative fill technology on Adobe Photoshop to remove the two year old child from this inappropriately sexy photo of me.

this MF said "mothefucker"

NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY

I don't think I'll be trying to relaunch the TBEU on here. There would be shades of a glam rock musician failing to realise synthpop has taken over. Also, too much effort.

So, Pat Bev has joined the Sixers. Celebrating with a soaking tonight.

Disgraceful