honk shoo honk shoo sorry it’s a snoozefest ovah here

did a sex magic(k) thing last night and from the looks of things it was very successful, not going to jinx it by saying what it was for of course but la la la I can say anything I want here

perfect way to circumvent my impulse to post more scum angel excerpts on Twitter is to post them on here

Maybe I can use this like a priv…? Little to no engagement on here is kind of perfect for me to vent for now

sent a man nudes for $$ and he just said “Very nice yeah!! Thanks!!”

this shit is dead if we dont make a conscious effort to migrate here en masse what is the POINT

(Looking at the tip of the iceberg) That’s for sure the whole iceberg

— Sir, target is in range. Permission to shoot?
Me: (lying on my stomach, legs kicking in the air) she suck on my cock…
— Hold your fire, let’s see how this plays out.
Me:… til I cum
— Fire.

Falling in love in Jean shorts.. . Is that even possible ? 💔

(sees gen z tik tok humour) this is proto-dadaism. you have to laugh at the Lynchian absurdity of it all.