Actually it lasted two seasons, but I would still like to try.

Players from the Hawthorn Hawks AFL team in poo and pee colored jerseys

They really need to go full piss/poo like Hawthorn.

Seems restarting the Flyers/Pens rivalry is like riding a bike.

Donated for the Orange! 🍊

I want to reboot "V". It would be awfully relevant (not that the original isn't still.)

She was there to deliver the Phillies' egg.

And the fans should turn on the Pens just about... now.

We're five minutes into the second period and the Penguins have had fewer shots than Big Ben has before breakfast.

I love movies, but FFS.

This has always seemed the most reasonable explanation to me, I'm guessing you read the Bill James book that talks about it.

My dog smells like Doritos, and now I want a snack right before bed.

Jonathan Kraft

Jack White
Eddie Van Halen
David Gilmour

That for the purposes of social invitations, it shouldn't count as "I have other plans" unless said plans include other people.

I struggle with this too. It's hard for me to spit words out to make the "bad version" without editing as I go.

So I write the one part I *know* I know, no matter where it is in the piece. The part that made me want to write the thing in the first place. Then I have an anchor, and build from there.

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

Same!

Oh it’s definitely MORE that.

Yep. Everybody bending over backwards to excuse him from blame in all this is boggling my mind.

Congrats! I got to 364 one time. Gutted.

Everybody have fun tonight;
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

Bill, didn’t know you were into AFL! Awesome.

It's about time

I'm afraid your soul has the worst odds of the three.

Drummond launching a 3 just because he felt like it shows he really can replace Embiid.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

I'll get excommunicated before I root for Notre Dame!

Chris Therien, king of the South Jersey bar scene.