Tried to mow the lawn but both batteries were drained so dang it I guess I just have to lay in the hammock 🤷‍♂️

I guess I know that I finally look my age when the Lyft driver changes to 80s music when I get in the car 😆

One of the cool things about getting older is getting excited to see your favorite artists go in the HoF - this year’s ceremony is going to (as the kids say) slap.

Trump won't back down from Pope Leo feud sparked by "60 Minutes" report, tells CBS News pontiff should stay out of politics President Trump told CBS News senior correspondent Norah O'Donnell that Pope Leo is "wrong on the issues" Monday after lashing out at the pontiff late Sunday in a Truth Social post.

After Riley Gaines criticized Trump's Jesus post, Trump pushed back on her and said

"I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually."
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-p...

The headphones arrived 5 minutes before my Lyft did! I got them out of the package and in my backpack and headed to the airport.

Y’all I left my iPad on the charger at home 🫤

Early flight this morning - last night I loaded up my iPad with stuff to watch and read and realized I couldn’t find my noise cancelling headphones. So I ordered a new pair from Amazon to be delivered between 4-8am knowing I was leaving for the airport at 5:30…

Not real but also perfection

It is legit funny but it doesn’t change the fact that if your mayor went on FB tonight, said that the Pope sucked, and then posted an AI painting of themselves as Jesus Christ performing miracles, they would be removed from office in less than 48 hours.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

"The problem is fewer pregnant teenage girls."

This party commands the loyalty of half the country. I will never understand it.

Whenever this country is finally ready to get its act together, we will have to reckon with the fact we've upheld a version of democracy where things like this are even possible.

Greatest. Correction. Ever.

Americans are manipulated, abused, ripped off, injured, and taken advantage of by the auto industry complex in so many ways, large & small. Yet they just accept it so passively. It drives me crazy.

Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men."

Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House."

“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

did they really put North American Treaty Organization on the actual physical paper? like with ink? and nobody caught it?

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.

Looks like PAM

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didn't stick

Oh, I love this history of child care and World War II. It's one of my favorite little nuggets

CBS phone alert: Hospice fraud A couple is accused of defrauding Medicare while running an LA hospice where 97% of terminal patients survive.

Suddenly it’s illegal to work miracles

For those who might forget, Diana Diaz Harrison runs a series of schools in Arizona that secluded and restrained #ActuallyAutistic students (via @bethhawkins.bsky.social).
www.the74million.org/article/trum...

Astronauts up there being relatable af

I was really torn about whether I should have my daughters (6 & 9) watch but put it on anyway and glad I did.

Our species not only figuring out how shoot its self into space but is doing it on the reg. And that just is cool as fuck

I once performed at an all night drag show in Olympia where we went onstage at like 3am, crashed in someone’s hotel room for an hour and then drove to work in SeaTac by 8am

mfw Kristi Noem's house was the real drag queen story hour

Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn

Excuse me, what did you just say? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today.

Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere.

Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.