Hey man if you 40+, don’t be above making some time to stretch every day. That’s why your body is locking up like bad brake calipers.

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just a little high.

One jar: autism The other jar: adhd The pot: having racing thoughts but not able to verbalise them

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My personal boycott of Target is still going very strong. Thank you very much.

This was our version of mosh pit music

Please stop telling us what they talking abt on Threads.

Wunmi Mosaku, Michael B Jordan, and Delroy Lindo for PEOPLE

Leaving work early>>>>

Being racist because other people are racist doesn’t make you any less racist

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new year, same ol ggggggg

rupaul with glasses

New Jersey Senator Cory Booker

One of the clues on Jeopardy revealed that RuPaul and Cory Booker are cousins...

and now I cant unsee it

I’m looking at beard oil on the Ulta app and this niggas nails look TURRIBLE.

“I pull up to the club VIP, gas tank on E, but all drinks on me” is an ethic. What happened to generosity?!

I say this a fully practicing homosexial, every show don’t need a gay character. Yes, people be gay gay people dont be everywhere. I personally prefer a gay show over a show with a random gay squeezed in because (before you bitches get to tussling)

Two “baked” bake potatoes with lit joints in their mouths

A baked potato baking a baked potato ☺️

Idc how grown I get I’ll always ask why tf Wednesday spelt like that? (this isn’t the only word I feel this way about btw)

Touching food while washing dishes definitely sends me thru it 😭

They still haven't accepted that the South lost, so no.

*taps sign*

I really need them to make a gargoyles live action movie as of 20 years ago.

Eugene

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New Lil Wayne music...

The Cookout. 2025

He sets meetings to discuss future meetings, then we meet to discuss the previous meeting.

ATP I'm not sure if I'm getting paid enough to be harassed like this.

It takes everything in me not to ask him: "Hoe is you spam"

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I got this one coworker who will turn any and everything into a damn Zoom meeting.

I could ask him what today's date is and he's going to send a Zoom link so we can go over it.