When I was a kid I thought white and yellow were the same colour (had to learn to perceive the difference) and even now I get the two words mixed up occasionally

Okay so

I had a moment of panic when I thought Jane Morris was the lover and his pet wombat was the top

Tiny snippets of blog for my tiny attention span!

I'm not an Egyptian archaeologist and even I get the joke.

Women have been hugging their buoys for centuries

I honestly thought this image was some kind of NZPol meme until I figured out the context.

My entire brain is NZPol poisoned.

You are my favourite dork on the Green Party list for sure.

Last 24 hours for the Pledge Me!

The best experience I've had with The Beths has been in concert.

The second best is when I bought a cassette player and a copy of "Future Me Hates Me" and Liz Stokes sang to me directly through the physical medium.

Me: I really should cancel Netflix, I'm not watching anything on it

Netflix: Ah, but did you know we have a new series of Lidia Poët?

Me: ... ah take my money and damn you to heck

I really need to rewatch this verse of the bible

A defiant Luxon said he wasn't going anywhere

Okay so assassin's guild? I'm in.

There's an online academy for assassins?

See? This is why I chose that answer.

I have been thinking about how I would ever answer the question "what is a woman?" and I have decided that the answer I would give is "a woman is someone who looks cool wielding a sword".

How do you look wielding a sword?

I saw this and I thought of you

(I was right)

"Sometimes men just need to yell at each other to sort things out!"

No you don't my dude, you were just born on the 1970s.

I don't know where I read this thing that explains a lot: "men think that emotion is a weakness but don't realise that anger is an emotion".

Based on my own experiences, this applies more strongly to Gen X men.

I gotta say, Australia exploding one of their two oil refineries is a bold move at this point in time

This is why I believe Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke is the future

I always assumed Teen Spirit was a spray and then I wrote the caption for the above image.

Orchard Blossom Teen Spirit Stick

The opposite of gravy is Teen Spirit?

Today I was watching this video on how old Lego Pirates are objectively better than new Lego Pirates and I agree.

Lego Pirates of my childhood ARE objectively better.

When my partner and I were driving down the country over the weekend to get away from the cyclone, our getaway was hampered somewhat by the extra weight of feijoas handed to us by every acquantance we met on our path.

It's a very real danger.

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

Hawke’s Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response ‘woke’ While other local mayors declared states of emergency, Wairoa's said "there was a lot of panicking going on" over not a lot.

Okay. State of emergency is 'woke' now.

When I turn 80 I'm going to stop using any new words I learn because no one over 80 even knows what 'woke' means and I don't want to be like that at all.

Thank you, I was squinting at this image so hard earlier trying to figure it out.

On the one hand, looks like Christopher Luxon.

On the other hand, doing actual work rather than performative work. Adding real value.

A foggy motorway with almost no visibility

Visibility on Transmission Gully says no