full transcript, highly recommend lmao:

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[LAP 29/631 BB: Double yellow where you are, Ocon. [LAP 29/63] CL: For fuck's sake! [LAP 29/63] BB: And switch position red- [LAP 29/63] CL: Unbelievable! This is unbelievable. All the time I get fucked with these virtual safety car or safety car. [LAP 29/63] CL: What are we doing now? [LAP 29/63] BB: We box and lose four positions. [LAP 29/63] CL: We box? [LAP 29/63] BB: We box and lose four positions. Box, Charles box for another hard. [LAP 29/63] CL: Fucking shit! [LAP 29/63] BB: Let me know on flap. [LAP 29/63] CL: Flap whatever. Minus two.

[LAP 46/63] BB: Let's try and get DRS. [LAP 46/63] CL: l'm... not going to make it. I'm-tyres are completely fucked, like it's [unintelligble]. I am boxing. [LAP 46/63] BB: We need to stay out. We don't have a tyre that can do to the end. [LAP 46/63] CL: A sott would be better than that. [LAP 46/63] BB: It's 17 laps, Charles. 17 laps to the end. [LAP 46/63] CL: How many laps have my medium? [LAP 46/63] BB: The medium has 11 laps. These hards are- [LAP 46/63] CL: Well tell me which one. Tell me which ones are the best. These ones are fucked. [LAP 46/63] CL: We have a new soft, no? [LAP 46/63] BB: So Hamilton doesn't want to box ahead. But I'll let you know. [LAP 46/63] CL: I don't care! I don't care. We are speaking about ourselves.

[LAP 46/63] BB: So you want a new soft? [LAP 46/63] CL: Do we have a new soft?! [LAP 46/631 BB: Yes, we have a new soft! Do you want a new soft? Tell me now! [LAP 46/63] CL: I mean those tyres... I'm not gonna restart them, so yes. [LAP 46/63] BB: We're not gonna- [LAP 46/63] BB: And box Charles, box. Open up... let me know flap for soft. [LAP 46/63] CL: Wait... wait! [Laughs incredulously] I haven't pitted, Lewis has pitted. I'm not gonna wait behind him and losing more positions anyway. [LAP 47/63] BB: Okay, now we have to stay out. [LAP 47/63] CL: Oh, of course. [LAP 47/63] BB: So Charles, let's cool the tyres down. I'm sure part of it is overheating. [LAP 47/63] BB: Double yellow in turn seven. [LAP 47/63] CL: It's not, I can tell you. I mean you will see it.

[LAP 61/63] CL: Tell him to give me the DRS if he can. I won't overtake. [LAP 61/63] CL: Hello? [LAP 61/63] BB: Hamilton catching Plastri so you won't have DRS. [LAP 61/63] BB: Albon 0.5 behind. [LAP 62/63] BB: And we need to let Albon pass to not get a penalty. [LAP 62/63] CL: That's how racing is now? When you can't pass you need to let pass? This is a freaking joke. What did I do wrong? [LAP 63/63] BB: And this is the last lap. [LAP 63/63] CL: So now explain me why the penalty or whatever? [LAP 63/63] BB: Uh, we'll know at the end. Now we don't know. We are under investigation. [LAP 63/63] BB: And pick up please. [LAP 63/63] CL: What do you mean? You let-you told me to let pass? [LAP 63/63] BB: Yeah, because we're being investigated. I've just told you what I've been told.

presenting: the crash out of the century (aka imola 2025)

if you haven’t listened to the exchange in the third image PLEASE do, it’s one of those rare instances of bryan fully breaking character 😭

also, ✨ flap whatever ✨

(unless he plans on coming here to catch it from me here he’s got nothing to worry about, my sleep schedule is perfectly acceptable for central european time 🙂‍↕️)

the disappointed man meme but charles leclercs face is photoshopped on his body

he goes back to school on wednesday so hopefully things even out a bit but god i am just… exhausted. and now ill, apparently. love this for me!!!

i have just been… incredibly burnt out the last couple of weeks. work has been totally kicking my ass and it’s been the school holidays so ive been full time pseudo parenting and now it appears i have contracted some sort of plague from my nephew 😭

ollie bearman at a monaco run club thing with hoka

they do!!! i just went to their ig to grab a pic and uh……. ollie might be in the run club hahahahahahah

it’s almost 3am and for a minute there i really thought the commentator said renee rapp was driving the bmw

(sorry to rene rast)

i actually really love it, it’s just impossible here bc for like a third of the year its just boiling hot and miserable and there only time you can run without dying is the ass crack of dawn which will never be me 💀

i am contemplating joining the monaco run club lmao

my hand showing a French tip manicure on short squoval(?) nails with the standard nude colour but deep red tips

a close up of my hand showing a French tip manicure on short squoval(?) nails with the standard nude colour but deep red tips

wec watching ✨ activities ✨

(do not ask what time it is, how long this took, or why i havent even done my other hand yet lmao)

lmgt3 mclaren died out of the lead????? fetch the tiny violins

i completed a 5k program, did my time trial, and have not been running since 💀

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this is perfect you should be my manager lmaoooo

ig for anyone who wants to contribute to my budding travel influencer career 😭

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Red screaming seagull meme with text Forza ferrari

so we’re all watching 6 hours of imola right

hi hello can i have the sunglasses in exchange for a post to my twenty five (25) followers

ok so when this happened i thought it might be a fake account but the metropole have just made a post and tagged them so i guess its legit????

do you think they’ll do me a deal on the pair of miu mius i want lmaooooooo

a mirror selfie of me wearing jeans, a camel coloured trench coat, the leclerc bandana as a neck scarf, sunglasses, and with a brown leather le tanneur handbag hooked over my arm.

born to do be doing spring in paris, forced to endure autumn in my regional nsw town where pyjamas and no shoes are acceptable dress for the grocery store

it’s so ass lmao it was freezing every time i tried to add a + to the front of some text, i assume bc it was getting stuck trying to automatically turn it into a bullet which is completely unnecessary

anyway every year i hit cancel and they offer me another year for half price so jokes on them 🙂‍↕️

chicken is an inconsistent, textural nightmare and even when it’s good it’s never good enough to justify the “will i start gagging as soon as i bite down” game of russian roulette

there’s a whole page in the back of like, need a driver to go to this specific place? call them and tell them [host name] and they will look after you

there’s even a page of the most instagrammable spots 😅

✨ service ✨ (i am PAYING for it but at least they are making it worthwhile off the bat lmao)

yo i have just received the most insane guide to monaco from my airbnb host it’s just pages and pages of things to do and places to eat and order delivery from broken down by price and location AND notes about what to expect in each place, what locals like about them etc.

i am now catching up on said work and photoshop has stopped responding 🙃

ohhhhh amy i am so happy that you’ve found some answers. i totally get how it’s like, a huge relief to finally know but also just be overwhelmed by it. look after yourself as you work through all the stuff it dredges up. so proud of you ❤️❤️❤️

(no one panic i promise i'm mostly financially responsible the money is making its way through time and space from several savings accounts to repay the credit card lol)

leo dicaprio meme from the wolf of wall st with quote "we're going to monaco!"

help i have done ZERO work today but i have:

- painted and played minecraft with my nephew all day because he's on school holidays
- made about 49812834975432 hotel and airbnb bookings
- maxed out my credit card

they’re doing the next season of emily in paris in monaco… besties you could have just asked!!!! this town ain’t big enough for the two of us

I JINXED IT IN A GOOD WAY!!!!!!

cheers jannik i can SLEEP 🙏

uhhhhhh mostly just the australian open 😅 shanghai is ok too i think. i would love to follow tennis more closely but its hard enough being awake for f1, i cant do any more international sports 😭

i will be in france during roland garros again this year though so at least that will be watchable!

this match is gonna go forever isn’t it lmao it’s already 1:10am 😭

forza!!!!!!!