(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

man

to be fair it was my own pour I just wasn’t paying attention

let’s have a great weekend!

I have received a prophetic vision…

if we’re being honest, it’s been a rough year with a lot of rogue spotify moments so I’m just really glad fireflies by owl city didn’t make the cut

school photos :,)

been seeing WAY too many wrapped screenshots with a bar song in the top 5. keep that shit to yourself

sent texts saying korea is under martial law and then a second one saying ok it ended

me in the family group chat

my 7lb chihuahua bullies me

motherhood 🫶😌

having a dog is awesome. I lost my makeup sponge a week ago and just found it in my bed

YOOOOO you guys don’t even know I GOT MARRIED (unless you follow me on instagram then you know)

noticing a theme

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

first thanksgiving post-election

I paid an Etsy witch $6 to put a curse on elon yesterday. Just making sure I cover all of my bases

it is important for everyone to use the same name and picture so that this transition is as easy as possible for me. that should be the goal here. my user experience

all right let’s try this bluesky thing out again

i manifested this

evan don’t shave your head challenge

nobody understands jason bateman like i do

nobody understands lana del rey like i do

nobody understands dreams by fleetwood mac like i do

me if pooping more than 3 times in a day was illegal

sounds exhausting tbh

photos in my camera roll

apparently not. let’s go

like if i say “ELON MUSK SHOULD KILL HIMSELF” will i get suspended