Listen up! We also talk about the #Sabres’ magic number … something that hasn’t been discussed in 14 years in Buffalo.

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Hellsite’s down.
Just pull the plug, already.

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It is unreal what happens when you get a chipped tooth repaired ... your whole physical alignment goes right back into place.

Getting the call: How Sabres players found out they were heading to the NHL Members of the Buffalo Sabres recount the moments when they found out they were going to make their NHL debuts. Some were surprised. Others thought they were getting in trouble.

Michael Kesselring was at lunch with his mom when he found out he got the call to the NHL. Colten Ellis was unpacking. Bowen Byram had to quarantine.

NHL players are never exactly prepared for the moment when they find out they're making their big-league debut.

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The Hellsite is down. That’s a shame.
No, actually, it’s not.
Just pull the plug on it, already.

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That ended quickly, as the hellsite is back to being … the hellsite.

‘Try to be as aggressive as we can’: Noah Ostlund’s youthful moments lift Sabres to win against Edmonton Noah Ostlund scored two goals to help the Buffalo Sabres to a 5-1 win against the Edmonton Oilers.

If Sports BlueSky or NHL BlueSky is a thing, here’s what Noah Ostlund did last night for the Buffalo #Sabres in a 5-1 win against the Oilers.

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Is BlueSky still a much more rational place than the hellsite?

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Oh, Chat GPT is down, too? So that means we have to think and act and work?

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Twitter is down … that’s too bad … no, actually, it’s not.

Into the MAGA-verse: What the algorithm feeds Gen Z Dip your toe in, and the algorithm grabs your ankle.

Interesting but this is very well known and this is the lightest possible investigation into the issue. Btw the boomers were famously Reagan loving assholes (even me for a hot second) and then Clinton. www.axios.com/2025/06/21/m...

“You do a good job.”

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also, if you insist a book needs to be banned or challenged, then it’s most likely worth reading.

There should be one requirement for people who insist specific books need to be banned or challenged:

Read each book before you pick that fight.

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If the hellsite fully disappeared today … I wouldn’t be unhappy.

Transcript: Read Kermit the Frog’s University of Maryland commencement speech Read the full text of Kermit the Frog’s May 22, 2025, University of Maryland commencement address (voiced by muppet performer Matt Vogel).

"... stay connected to your dreams. No matter how big. No matter how impossible they seem. The truth is dreams are how we figure out where we want to go. And life is how we get there."

This green dude knows what he's talking about. 🐸👨‍🎓

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Someone’s car alarm will not stop honking on the next block. I go out and yell, “seriously?!”

20 second later, the alarm stops. “I think your yelling had something to do with it shutting off.”

“I think the whole neighborhood heard me.”

Don’t do this.

Do you know how gross (and expensive) it is to get a fluoride treatment at the dentist’s office?

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Finally catching up on Hacks, and I'm so glad King Princess' best song got its due.

UB men's basketball great Turner Battle to join Bulls as general manager UB men's basketball great and Park School athletic director Turner Battle will join the Bulls as its men's basketball general manager.

A name familiar to University at Buffalo men's basketball will join the program as general manager.

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“We’re on to the next pageant.”

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So the Rockies announced the firing of their manager during the Nuggets game … still not as good as the Pirates announcing the firing of their manager in the form of a papal news dump.

It doesn't seem like that long ago that you could wave hello to the officers on duty and then just drive into the Naval Academy ... but it was that long ago.

Pope Leo XIV is a Villanova grad — the Big Priest from the Big East.

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Only the Pittsburgh Pirates would announce the firing of their manager as the rest of the world awaits a new pope.

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solely from the getting-things-done-standpoint … we should all appreciate/emulate the conclave’s efficiency.

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Gonna miss Marc-Andre Fleury … 🌹

Whipped goat cheese and hot honey on a sweet potato? Fantastic.

I was just trying to make a joke, so …

Opinion | The DOGE staffers are not too young to run the government.

by Bill Belichick