Those good old boys
Guys like Dennis and Chris
Sayin’ this‘ll be the place that we piss
This’ll be the place that we piss

Stack Exchange trending post:
Does anyone know how to make OnePenis stop inverting every time you touch the margins?

Charlie Kirk too

and they were singin’
kiss, kiss
miss

somehow OnePenis comes pre-loaded with MS Copilot and the only way you can disable it is by drinking too much whiskey?

typically flaccid MS product that barely works

newest Microsoft product just dropped

everyone's got the classic 7 social media accounts to separate their personas: main account, "normal" account for coworkers, horny/depression account, politics account, politics account (troll), account exclusively for spying on your exes, and the most secret of all: real movie opinions account

Gulches near me

[california dreaming voice] all my apes are gone

this is quality pulp btw, crazy it was written in the 30s

this audiobook narrator is doing it for me ngl

honored

👀

where do you think myths come from anyway

if you can’t be a legend in your own mind where can you be one

(Orbgazer voice)
Ain’t that some shit

we’ve got 2 1/2 more hours on the coast don’t be hasty

what does this mean

Barack Onama

#typos that reveal hidden truths

I’m in pain

I don’t know

I don’t think anyone has ever transcended

This Boards of Canada marketing campaign is getting out of hand

I hate to say it but the algo has turned me on to some high grade contemporary fuzak

Low stakes conspiracy that I actually believe: “Freedom Williams” was voiced by Ice-T for C&C Music Factory, same as “Zelma Davis” was voiced by Martha Wash.

Ice-T did not want to acknowledge he was part of something so pop, so he never came forward to claim credit. He just cashed the check.

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

is this still available

Fast food restaurants have become intentionally boring and drab because drive-thru orders are far more profitable than sit-down orders. There's no table to clean, no extra napkins or drink refills, and no messy bathrooms.