jesus

the classic Onion piece theonion.com/study-iraqis...

And thanks for the purchase!

The new book on shrubs from @dietsch.bsky.social arrived here yesterday, and literally the 1st recipe I looked at was for a blood orange shrub that had Old Bay in the recipe.

With that as my most recent thought about Old Bay, the post below wasn't as shocking as it might otherwise have been.

Ha ha ha ha ha

no one owes me a book

Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.

really proud to live in Los Angeles right now

fuck these assholes, this city is great

one of the bravest people of this century so far. RIP. hope you find peace somewhere.

And physically, it was taxing on the level of teaching middle-schoolers, which was exhausting. Anyone who says “just a bartender” … I know they’re a chump.

For some reason I can’t see what you’re quoting, but anyway. My experience with this was … not the usual way people pursue bartending jobs, and it was overwhelming. Opening the doors on the first night and having a liquor shipment arrive at the same damn time people were lining up at the bar?! smdh

I’m not sure I love my kids as much as this guy loves Vlad

That’s on the shelves at my local too, but I haven’t gone there yet. The pineapple plan is a bomb!

Planteray unveils Mister Fogg Navy Rum! A new chapter opens for Planteray with the launch of Mister Fogg Navy Rum, a bold creation that pays homage to the legend of British Navy rums, combining ancestral know-how and innovative techniques f...

This is the story of the stuff. It’s got an uncanny hint of spiced rum and yet it’s not spiced at all; it’s all from the aging and the rums in the blend. news.maisonferrand.com/planteray-mi...

Bottle of Planteray Mister Fogg Navy Rum

Hey hey @johnacecil.bsky.social tries this? It’s fucking lit, man. 🍹

Love the trade dress on those.

Even Captain Marvel Junior knows the remit.

My word, the Fuck Your Feelings crowd sure is emo.

Date yourself with toys that were newly available when you played with them.

He’s got the binders to go another 24 hours, for sure! His staff deserves all the accolades.

Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes

Travis Johnson (@pastortravisjohnson) on Threads One of the things I admire most about President Trump is his courage, resilience, and his effectiveness. He says a thing. Then, he does a thing. I believe this is one reason why he is in the White H...

@travisjohnson.bsky.social hey look at this guy. Upside-down-land www.threads.net/@pastortravi...

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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Mrs. Dalloway kind of crap

Even the dog knows.

56M. Tacky AF.

Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.

Thanks to the kids, we have three Switches. I’ll probably get this for my own damn self.

Me in the national security group chat

ffs