i'd like to take a moment this 4/20 to say we should exonerate and release everyone in prison on marijuana charges

It was fun!

It was such a great game.

I truly feel most of what was wrong with the Jays could have been fixed with a vaccine in January.

Engrave your name, Okamoto!

Get into scoring position with two outs, fourth inning. Also you trust the instincts of the guy 9 for 21.

Challenge the guy throwing in his first game? For sure.

A big part of me misses when the Jays were not relevant. Half-empty ballpark with cheap tickets, low-stress games, easily exceeded expectations.

I'd like to see where it says you can't kayak in a mall fountain.

If you don't @ him he'll never know!

Police women?

It must be just as much fun to play with as to play against Vladdy.

Good idea!

Moose and deer are terrible drivers.

The season, it is long.

Looks like Heinie is feeling better!

There's zero chance this pitcher, as a kid, avoided being called Scroat.

Panda's face! He's so happy.

Cats and apartment windows are endless entertainment.

Never in doubt.

The Jays might be playing badly, but at least the Red Sox are way worse.

I'm glad this isn't longer because I could not turn it off.

Insomnia sparrow is right where he wants to be.

Learning how to use a CPAP sucks.

Imagine how this season would have started if they'd all gotten the flu shot in January.

I took my parents' toaster oven 25 years ago and it still works great.

At least today's game was a good nap.