Asking the bartender what they recommend then getting a water

Hahahaha - me when I’m hanging out with my friends

Girls in line love to tell me I look like a C-list celebrity I’ve never heard of and unfortunately it works every single time

Big glass of POG to take the edge off

When I like your tweets I am doing so with impure intentions

Guy who can't watch porn without subtitles turned on

Is a nice girl and an AMC Signature Dolby Cinema™ Recliner too much to ask for ?

If you’re not losing ~10 followers every time you post on IG, you’re using it wrong

Lotta scallywags tryna jock my style

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You know that’s right 👏

x.com/Variety/status…

Love is not "WACK"

Who wanna watch me do a somersault

Stay learning or stay losing ✍️✍️

Getting my belly button removed finally

I couldn’t read a book if I tried

Asking the McDonald’s drive-thru girl what she recommends

I don’t watch action movies. My life is an action movie

The part when the smoke detector beeps in Ooouuu by Young M.A 🧯🔥

She asked if she could hit I said perhaps

Going to the library to look at pictures of girls on the computer

no

x.com/popitforpoppa/…

What are your hopes and dreams?
They’re probably dumb asf

New Tweet coming soon 👀🚨

Greta Thunberggggggg

I’m soooooo drunk @GretaThunberg

If I had a wife I would get a boner every time I kissed her #facts

Martin Luther King Jr. Day is coming up and I don’t have a date… 👀

Vietnamese Young Jeezy be like: Phở stupid dumb big, my spoons got spoons