No, I am not "single"...I was the winner of a March Madness-style polycule that started out with 64 members, each eliminated from the group over subsequent rounds until in the end I was the only one left. I'm not a bachelor, I'm a champion.

the bullshit begins

The advisors are using LLMs to write their advice

Bullet with Butterfly Wings probably hitting harder than ever in this day and age

how does YT music always know that the thing I want to listen to IMMEDIATELY following the 1981 5x Platinum record "Moving Pictures" by Rush is bandcamp EDM music?

All week my brain has instructed me to play the song Santeria by Sublime on repeat, until today when it decided to switch to Tom Sawyer by Rush

I say you should go for it even if no one ends up reading it because I always regret not fulfilling a creative urge and I don't want that to happen to you!

AND both of those sound fascinating to me 🤔

Finally made the switch to Linux last night on my laptop. How long does it take for my fedora to grow in?

almost every day I log into this app, type out a rage bait take, take a deep breath, delete the whole thing, close the app and weep

and didn't Seth Rogan do this?

I'm there!

I'm legitimately thinking about trying some kind of peanut-butter and chocolate coffee combo because of this.

It's wild to me how many business professionals don't have their voicemail inbox set up with anything other than the default robo voice reading out their phone number.

I very much resonated with the theme of doing as little as possible without getting fired 🤣

Had a ton of fun at #saltcon this year. So much fun in fact, I literally almost never had the time to even skeet about it. @marcelineleiman.bsky.social I really liked Dino Racer in particular!! Really want to get to play that one again with my kids sometime

I'm on the road to Salt Lake City for some SALTCON let's GOOOOO
If you're in that part of the country this weekend and wanna meet up -- let's!! I'm thinking to do a pizza place meetup on Pi Day. #saltcon #utah #slc #boardgames

Thanks for being on! It was a pleasure! Adding Mr B's to my world travelling bucket list, and Claire Dederer's Monsters is on hold as we speak 😎

so is someone already printing stickers of Trump saying "I did that" to point at all the gas prices?

I've been saying this for so long and nobody seems to listen, I'm crying rn 😭

I thought Kenny was a figment of my imagination up until this point. Nice to know he's a human bean!

guy who's top 4 on letterboxd are Zootopia, Wolf Children, Robin Hood, and Schindler's List

Turning on "noise cancelling mode" while listening to merzbow

I'm the Burden in the Hero's Journey

these events feel pretty precedented, actually

I watched it last night: it's a wild story that's a little rough around the edges, but, that's what gives it texture. There's a lot I could say but overall it was a good watch!

I need pretty litter for my own urine

by far the most foreboding sentence I've ever read:

I had a great time, sorry in retrospect for all the cone jokes 🤣

Today's library haul:
@danjolin.bsky.social #iykyk