Somehow everything that happens under this regime is a metaphor for every other thing that's happening under this regime.

‘There’s just a gigantic amount of people that need to be made fun of’: The Onion CEO is excited to take over Infowars - The Boston Globe The Onion’s plan to take over Infowars has been long — and complicated. But chief executive Ben Collins is confident that a new deal will help his outlet land the joke.

“There’s just a gigantic amount of people that need to be made fun of that haven’t been touched yet." The Onion CEO @bencollins.bsky.social, a Mass. native, on why the satirical news site kept fighting to take over Infowars. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/22/b...

Listen, they are building concentration camps and threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people. There is not a single remotely legal tactic that is impermissible when it comes to stopping them.

They think you're stupid.

Thought that maybe, just maybe, @seattletimes.com would do the right thing and slip a bare-minimum credit into their piece on the story I broke, including my screenshot of the IG story, shortly before it vanished.

Nah. They don't care. Still pretending they got the story on their own.

Reminder that the WaPo and most legacy newspapers are owned by right wing billionaires and serve Republican agendas.

Alternatives in the thread!

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas.

But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”

the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.

Reports indicate Elon Musk controls a secretive network of over 90 companies and entities so he can hide how he spends his money.

No wonder he wanted the Trump admin to “look into” the Corporate Transparency Act, which would have regulated those companies.

Now they want to ARREST us if they don’t approve of what we are WEARING, the misogyny does not stop

classy

Earth Day 57
Science says act fast on climate
Economics say act fast on climate
Delaying climate action destroys future prosperity for present-day pollution.

Solar, wind, storage, EVs all beating fossil fuels on cost and scale
Now it’s about speed
What we still lack is resolve

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

Delete your fucking X account. It's worthless and it funds one of the biggest bigots on the planet. Get the fuck off.

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

PSA to anyone remotely considering Tucker's "apology".

Worth noting how many organizations like SPLC neutered themselves and the work that they do, trying to avoid this very moment. Especially since Trump won again. But MAGA was always going to come for them. And eventually, we'll all be targets. No matter how much we tried to remain nonpartisan, etc.

Womp womp

Knuckle tattoo idea:

ALSO BORT

Oh shit. Ohhhh fuck.

I am going to lose sooooooo much time to #VampireCrawlers (positive)

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

Tax the rich - it’s not hard. It’s just being blocked by billionaires and politicians in their pocket.

we all know I have no life, so:

Fuck cancer

I owe a lot of the start to my career to the legacy Michael Turner left behind at Aspen Comics.

My favorite part of working the booth was all the fans who’d come by, show after show, just to recount their cherished memories of meeting Michael and the kindness he showed each and every one of them.

There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

A CRT television shows a menu screen from FF6 and the character MOG

BRB, mogging

My Superman tale