Realizing I’m gonna have to cope with the Cleveland influencers now discovering soccer

AMERICAN MALES

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Anyway we should be expelled from every international organization and shouldn’t host the World Cup.

One of the few fun things about Covid is that people actually cared I knew a lot about Belarusian soccer

We stock only the fanciest Georgian sparkling water at work

Michael Nicholson’s KPIs:

Maintaining a large amount of money in a bank account.

Not signing a striker to replace the one you sold more than a year ago.

Banning the Green Brigade

John Roberts saying "I can excuse molesting people, but I draw the line at molesting the money."

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

To wit: the insane, disgraced Ohio lawmaker and former JD Vance Yale Law classmate currently running as a Democrat for Ohio AG is the way he is, in part, because I kicked him out of a Twitter group chat for refusing to read the room (we wanted to talk about Arsenal FC, not solve Ukraine)

I dunno, I’m not an Arsenal supporter but I wanted to talk about soccer and make fun of Arsenal, not argue if Russian soldiers should execute their commanding officers

And he’s just doubling down on it.

It’s a choice to double down rather than admit it was an offensive joke.

And I agree with everything else! But man, that’s really bad.

If you can, Athens is definitely worth the trip. Lots of good breweries there

Gotta say, the Ariel Castro joke is awful.

Massive swing and miss with the Ariel Castro joke. There are more than enough criminals in the greater Browns/Cleveland universe than that.

Cool! I went to university near there in Athens. Really pretty part of the state

hitting a hot dog with the brulee torch after it comes out the microwave to crisp it up a bit

@gmckay.bsky.social did I hear that correctly, you’re ending your US tour in Ohio?

Thank you!

@aishiterutokyo.bsky.social any thoughts on Shin Yamada’s upcoming move to Celtic? Mostly curious if his 2025 output is an outlier.

NWSL Miss Leads Cleveland Franchise Plan $50 Million Project in Upcoming US Soccer League After missing out on an NWSL expansion spot, Cleveland is now leading a $50 million franchise project in a new U.S. soccer league.

A little more on the women’s pro soccer league we’ll be competing in — and helping to grow!

www.essentiallysports.com/us-sports-ne...

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Just had my last name spelled Zalenski 😎

If you want a fun music fact, the lead singer of Sixpence None the Richer is the sister of Mineral’s drummer.

screenshot of a reddit post from r/PoutineCrimes title: Toronto Blue Jays reveal a "cotton candy poutine" with blue sauce of some kind for the 2025 season post features a photo of a cardboard dish full of french fries with blue sauce on it and blue and white cotton candy on top

you can not win a trade war against a country that trades in chaos