Well done to the US government for publicly supporting the losing side in an election.

Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social) Attached: 1 image I’ve had a bunch of people ask my thoughts on Anthropic’s Mythos. I’ve read the research paper they released and the numbers, and basically I agree with @malwaretech@infosec.exchang...

My thoughts on Anthropic Mythos. It's not the end of world (and quite frankly so far appears to be completely irrelevant to the real world).

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SimCopter is back!

I talked to somebody who works at Anthropic recently, they said it’s the most alarming corporate culture they’ve ever seen and feels more like a cult than an employer.

there's so many lol moments in this story

guys I think GenAI might be a grift, not sure, something gives me the feeling 🤌

MITREs CVE contract is supposed to be a protected line item on CISA's budget... but nobody is sure if its still in place due to the proposed cuts over there.

2027: CVE database is Locke from Lost shouting numbers at Hurley to type into the computer every 108 minutes

time to organise a GoFundMe for US cybersecurity

Yeah Project Glasswing seems cool and all but when you're screaming from the rooftops about "OUR AI IS SO POWERFUL WE CANT RELEASE IT BECAUSE THE RISKS ARE TOO GREAT" then what you're really doing is product marketing.

every major infosec vendor, standard and threat intelligence circle being based in the US or Israel is fucking stupid. I don't think people are defending democracy any more, they're helping genocide.

Hope everyone is enjoying the precedents our government is setting entirely without even an illusion of democratic process or control.

I wonder what international law allows you to declare a day “Power Plant Day” where you bomb civilian infrastructure and then take the oil of a country.

Vote better, Americans.

Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today – The Chaser There's always some shit going on with old mate.

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7 minute average to find a game in Marathon today for me. 😬

ICE says it bought Paragon's spyware to use in drug trafficking cases | TechCrunch The acting director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement told lawmakers that the use of Paragon spyware is necessary to counter terrorists’ “thriving exploitation of encrypted communications pl...

Big news: ICE now has spyware, the agency's acting director confirms.

Banger

80% of ransomware groups use GenAI!!!1! According to MIT who wrote the paper while paid for by a security vendor who also directly employed the report author on its board and then deleted the paper for temporary urgent review and then just.. didn’t review it.

*flies to the moon*
*still has to use Microsoft Outlook*

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Reading about the shocking jankyness of the Claude source code leak and Anthropic must be like

The Original "That Wizard Came From the Moon" VO - Destiny Alpha YouTube video by IGN

First audio from NASA moon mission revealed youtu.be/nFIA37nFDog

Iran war update spoiler for tonight

Maybe they should try paying and promoting people for making good software customers want instead of playing internal politics.

By human error do they mean 'vibe coded using our own product error'

i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D

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Want an lol? You can do this with Teams meetings. All you need is the link to the Teams meeting, they're easy to pull from URL scanning databases.

Every one of these stories reads like those articles from 1947 about how "scientists say that 95% of homes will be run on their own personal nuclear reactor" or whatever.

Wtf

Everybody buy Fortinet devices instead, then America will truly be secure.

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