He's a beauty.

18oz GRUMP STEAK

Ooh. I think my pal Amy has some Panto Anecdotes (Pantecdotes?) to tell.

I would like very much not to be worrying about some health thing or another constantly and forever.

(Will also accept Edward Lear)

I’m very much enjoying @andrewhickey.500songs.com saying “The Eponymous Drumbago”, which sounds like it could be a line or title from a Lewis Carroll story or poem.

Buzzard over Wavertree

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The most upsetting thing is how much it costs

Look at this divvy, blissfully unaware that he was going to have to have a filling the next morning.

Stupid numb face

47 years old and having to have an unexpected filling at the dentists. Bah.

Message request on Instagram reading “Ru the real Paul Abbott And if ur bring back shameless please”

Message request on IG. I used to get these all the time on the other social media place that we don’t talk about now.

I mean, I am “a” real Paul Abbott.

“No, it’s ‘Quink’”

Presumably the waveform after that is just you screaming

Happy birthday!

I was watching some classic Road Runner and Wile E Coyote cartoons recently and I think I find them funnier now than I ever did as a kid. I have got dafter.

Fuck yeah

A classic green plastic bicycle spoke reflector in the shape of Tony The Tiger.

Big fan of Kellogg's Frosties Bicycle spoke reflector gifts in the boxes in the late '80s (at least here in the UK). Partly because there seemed to be no 'quantity control', so you'd sometimes open a box and find five of them instead of one.

This reminds me of #EvanHunter / #EdMcBain and his wish to sue the creators of Hill Street Blues over similarities to his #87thPrecinct series.

He contaced his lawyers who basically said, "This will cost you at least $500,000 and you'll probably lose" at which point the author, wisely, backed off.

I've got the brains.

You've got the looks.

Lets make lots of brainlooks.

ME

Don’t know what the Stagecoach bus services are like in your part of the country but here in Liverpool they are simply the worst - and I mean service not in terms of timetables, but how the staff act, how the payment systems work (or don’t) and cleanliness. I hate having to get on a Stagecoach bus.

My hair is still this colour.

The Laundry Thanks You For Your Service

It’s very much “your washing will dry on the line in an hour OR be outside for three to five days” season, isn’t it.

In 2 4 time but has 8 beats a bar, for a kick-off, even before you get to the impossible rumble note.

The rubbishness of OneDrive can best be summed up by the text it uses, "Deleting all item from the recycle bin".

All ITEM?

Is the implication here, "She won't leave the stage and come down and sit at your table, or go shopping with you, or help you park your car"?