Vegas, baby!

Best one I’ve seen in a while

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

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“Hey! Can someone crack a window?”

“Despite”?
Or “because of”?

Are be available

Who took that photo of me??!?

Yeah, it is

🤔

100%

I don't even know what 3 of those are

Hold up…
So YOU’RE telling ME that gremlin Stephen Miller’s wife Katie believes that a decrease in teen pregnancy is a *bad* thing?

I don’t believe you.

No, but his portrayal.
When they said “you’re playing a guy named Jeff Levine”, he probably thought, “hmm, I’ll just act like my old college buddy, @⭕️AntelopeAdamantium⭕️”

Watching the new episode of Daredevil: Born Again last night, I almost fell off my couch when my old college buddy Ruben showed up!
His characters name is ‘Jeff Levine’, which is Jewish so I like to think he based the character on me😎

I love Ben, and his and Jerry’s rendition of Brother at the Ball in 96 was epic, BUT…

When he accepted the money from selling the brand, he gave up the right to decide what happens to the brand thereafter.

That’s what they paid him for.

Nobody forced him to accept Magnum’s money

“Irish Cream”😉

⚡️⚡️⚡️ DON'T FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS & COVERED UP THE EPSTEIN FILES ⚡️⚡️⚡️

You speak fluent Irish?

I blame trump for increase in gas prices like nobody’s ever blamed someone for anything ever before. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

⭕️AntelopeAdamantium⭕️

Sure, every player declines eventually.

But my guy is 34 and still regularly producing MVP caliber numbers, he’s not in decline yet🤷🏻‍♂️

Aaron Judge now has 47 career multi-HR games, 3 more than any other player in his first 1,400 games

Today is his 1,161st game

During his acceptance speech for the NASA Public Service Medal, Neil de Grasse Tyson said he would have sex with Jupiter, marry Uranus, and Kill Venus.

They were very polarizing choices.

We can’t hunt them/they can’t hunt us
It’s like a Free Zone.

I had an apartment, four corners on the walls
Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep there at all
I want a curve to the place where I stay
I want a round room at the end of the day

THIS, right here, should put all those “both sides are the same!” arguments to rest.

But of course it won’t.

Gotta be NY

I think about this a lot