Some of us are still buying from the black market. It does become easier as you age though lol.

Ha!

Yep

"what do you want them to do?"
i dunno, read their own fucking party platform?

Congrats!

How many tote bag equivalents does a woman have to donate to NPR to be identified by her name?

This is the weapon I think I have when I carry my keys on my way to the car lol.

Thank goodness!! Reskin is on it.

Well that makes sense

/2 Dear @nytimes.com before you panic please rest assured that in this context “Trans“ means “across“

Perfect

When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

That’s a really good question!

I understand

I’m relying on my grocery store gas discount so I’m just trying to pump in as much as possible without dripping all over the car.

Bro is upset with his boyfriend Zohran.

These are just too much fun!

Didn’t we used to celebrate declines in teen pregnancy rates? 🤯

Newsday.com/matt

My jaw is on the floor

There’s no excuse why Democrats haven’t flooded the airwaves about the plethora of sex offenders and pedophiles Donald Trump has personally put back into our neighborhoods.

The same people who say the Pope should stay out of politics want to force prayer and the Ten Commandments in public schools

Holy shit!

Wish I could do that. I’ve got a huge pile of small limbs. Alas, the wind is blowing on the plains.

That she paid for her husband’s cancer treatment with her tips apparently 🥳

Funny but not really 🥹

Interesting 🤔

Perfection

Amen!