Should we bully the showrunners to make Sauron soaking canon?? Is that a god honoring thing to do?

Hot take for the day is that sauron wouldn't fuck, but he would soak Mormon style.

text meme in the style of anti-piracy ads from the 2000s: you wouldn't put an elf in a situation

elves: best served in distress

movie producer girlfriend: i can fix him in post

#Galadriel 💍✨💕

Your creative output isn't what makes you a haladriel! The barrier to entry is "do you think the dynamic is neat?"

ass water (enemies to lovers, 200k, slowburn)

ass water (consensual)

ass water (affectionate)

Finalmente concluídos!
Todas essas versões de #Sauron, ou melhor dizendo, do nosso querido maia Mairon que encontrei; bem quero dizer, alguns são supostos, descartes, variações da mesma coisa, que de algum modo se encaixam nele.
Deve ter mais, mas por ora, é isso.

I had to share the vision lol

This is the way!

This is my roman empire. My crackship to end all crackships. They could have ruled Mayfair/Mordor(Maydor? Morfair?) side by side with an iron, fashionable fist.

Cressida Cowper from Bridgerton wearing a pink dress and her hair styled into a bow.

Annatar from The Rings of Power, wearing a black dress and with his hair styled into a bow.

They would have been so cunty together.

Limbering up as we speak!

See:

CAT

Lmaoooo "best fit of the show" and its that

A nude elf woman holding a large jewel

Lúthien and the Silmaril
#artsky

Manifesting 🙏🕯🙏

Maybe its obsessive, but maybe it's Maybelline!

🥹🫶💚

Furthermore, what is Celeborn??

So many people asking "where is celeborn" but nobody ever asks "how is celeborn?" 😔

Handle With Care
Ch. 2
3k
Haladriel Aussie Christmas Roadtrip AU
archiveofourown.org/works/674986...

Tired: Situationship
Wired: Breeding Season Intern

Our ship has many names 😈

But no matter what you call it, all are welcome in the the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange! Applications are now open and will close on January 9!

haladrielexchange.carrd.co

Casting spells with the dictionary.

Found out I'm on a blocklist of people who are anti ai. Thank you, its truly an honor to be here 🫡