lol it’s pneumonia

i think if you’re someone who talks a lot, ppl assume they don’t need to reach out or ask you about yourself and that’s actually really bleak to realize

i got this weird cold flu virus thing a couple weeks ago for like a whole week then i thought i was good to go… nope, she’s back, muscle aches worse, dizzy as fuck, higher fever than last time, so much pain in my head and ears. y’all stay away from people bc im a hermit & still got it from family

trying to cross reference LA28 zones with the last remaining lesbian bars

i love when my dogs piss on the republican lawns

born in the right era bc i love a trentinoin and klonopin fueled bedtime routine

simultaneously did too much and didn't do enough today

hearing NASA say “the department of war” is literally terrifying to me

i’m sorry but it does horrify me to see that someone drinks alcohol most nights like that’s fine for you i’m just not compatible with it

she’s 6’2 with a motorcycle and i don’t remember where i put my panties

i’m so stir crazy from being sick for 5 days now

normalize unfriending someone when they buy a merle fluffy french bulldog

democrat family member just told me she doesn’t like the police but has no problem with the TSA

so that tracks

democrat family member just told me she doesn’t like the police but has no problem with the TSA

so that tracks

generally speaking, it is fruitless to attempt conversation with cis men. i have forever found women to be more engaging and dedicated to friendship

i stand by my divorced dad rock playlists

i’m high enough to still care if i die

i’m over knowing about zodiac signs. i need your favorite sanrio character and why

i don’t have the bandwidth for all of the lessons yall need to learn about how to talk about fat ppl and subsequent topics

Yeah here’s a suggestion for men’s sports: be gayer

i’m into dog training and kink so prey play means many things to me

friends eat friends out! it’s just what we do!

curls up on ur lap n purrs 🐱💕

i’m into dog training and kink so prey play means many things to me

don’t care my belly butt and tiddies jiggle when I walk

i think she’s HK’s pet!!!!!

friends eat friends out! it’s just what we do!

immediate block when a man on Facebook Marketplace pushes me to come to his house instead of meeting somewhere (for small items)

immediate block when a man on Facebook Marketplace pushes me to come to his house instead of meeting somewhere (for small items)