If it’s anything like the remake of The Ladykillers 😬

Cheers

Actually the bench was in use earlier, some dude had spotted it was in the sun and he was enjoying a pint.

Almost bench weather

It’s gone really warm and sunny hasn’t it? I want to stay out drinking but apparently feeding the kids is a ‘legal responsibility’ or something.

Your emoji exactly describes my emotional state when seeing this today.

Corned beef hash?

Gruesome - “what is he doing to those minions?!”

Hard agree.

A tweet from Insider Paper quotes Spain’s Prime Minister saying the country will not applaud those who “set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket,” referring to a ceasefire.

Beautifully put.

Yeah, it’s good fun, simpler tennis

Me when i booked a padel lesson for 6pm tonight.

Cheers to Geoff! “Allo trouble!” was his traditional greeting for me.

We’re thinking next year anyway, to get money together, there’s a chimney breast to come out and a window to change beforehand.

Looking for quotes for our extension if you’re that bored.

Oi! Hang on, aren’t you a speccy twat too?

When the crew access gantry pulled away from the rocket I thought ‘ah yes, that’s the moment I need new underpants’.

Amazing! Hero 👏 👏

Get 2!

Shame, liked it in there

Has the Scrapyard gone now?

The dude next to you who you can just see the specs of, is called Ski Oakenfull and is a music technology legend. He plays keys with Galliano I think.

New age footy fans? “You’re going home in a cosmic ambulance!”

Polly’s…always have a Polly’s if there is one.

The thieves made a break for it.

Oh yeah, Gun was 1994 ish

Gun? Terrible

Er, respected pillar of the community and in demand local builder. Don’t do yourself down.

my pension has also been badly affected by awful Trumping, so you’re not alone.