school uniform (autumn-winter)

after seeing woke 2 im confident in saying i was totally right about this

This is what Leon looks like in Requiem btw

smelling a girls BO trail after she walks by before pulling an exaggerated yawn and loudly proclaiming "boy is it hard being a beautiful 30 year old alcoholic who's dumb as rocks" to no one in particular

steve israel

its all just going to the surveillance industry as soon as they give up on making a public product

i think about it so much

happy birthday

that was the last thing i would ever expect

A single frame of Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller, a horse is sleeping in a human bed (how quaint,) Uncle Jed is leaning in from the left of the frame, his hat has flown clean off of his head in shock. Nancy is in the lower right foreground gesturing in hurried explanation. Nancy's text bubble has been replaced by the text of a critical injury roll from smash hit horse based gacha game "Umamusume Pretty Derby." In the center of the image is a pop up icon reading, "NEW CONDITION... Practice Poor."

time for my quarterly bluesky post of my own joke i'm way too proud of

"why won't you use bluesky"

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>skull island prawns

cant wait for more thrilling commentary like "this is insane."

(I cover myself in jelly and roll around on the floor. Please follow me if interested!)

he's mechanic maxxing he's stressed about the low quality of after market parts right now he's about to go yell at a guy on the phone in an office with no sound deadening and hand written receipts everywhere

it is extremely normal to use an assumed identity as a porn producer/director, the issue is the tax fraud and using company materials to make porn instead of games

an in n out burger is like three fifty

who is out here eating flying dutchmans unironically anyway

it actually is on the ps1 thats how budget it was lmao

the sonic 06 of mario

rip to the cia guys having to wait until they can kill these guys without it being a public outrage thats gotta be some serious blue balls

shes literally mother

the japanese say you have three faces. yeah the whole country. they're talking mad shit about you dude

smelling a girls BO trail after she walks by before pulling an exaggerated yawn and loudly proclaiming "boy is it hard being a beautiful 30 year old alcoholic who's dumb as rocks" to no one in particular

I hope China just fuckin [visible nosebleed] demolishes us man. We're worthless. [Sweating profusely] We're soft

so many representatives from hard blue states in this list; no argument for politicing and trying to hold purple seats from them, only the open embrace of fascism

managed this tweet while I was withered and dying in my hotel room on acid and couldn't figure out how to find the festival schedule to see when korn started