Well, you may have been adopted by this orange tabby.

You've been adopted. This is a very high honor.

I'm seeing a pattern here.

Would you settle for a gold fish?

And the American people will not stand for this.

Has he taken complete leave of his senses?

I choose the one wearing the white coat

You go first.

Might be trading the devil for the witch.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Here's a revolutionary idea....resign.

Getting credit for solving a problem he created. Same pattern

What he said....

AOC: Companies like Palantir are mining endlessly the data and privacy of the American people—keeping track of everything that they say and do. And sending it to a militarized government. 

Trust the instincts of the dog.

Maybe the ICE agents could do a little sweeping and picking up trash to keep the place tidy.

He is a course individual.

It's never a good idea to mess with a grandma!

Let's elect Annie Andrew's MD to the senate.

Lieu: "I want the White House to send Kevin Hassett to every single TV channel and to every single swing House district where he can tell the voters of America that hurting consumers is 'the last of our concerns.'"

GOP: the mail is secure enough to receive your photo ID, social security card, your debit and credit cards, your stimulus checks, and your tax returns

Also GOP: the mail is not safe enough for voting

Of course, he's not afraid of Vietnam style combat because he is not going to do the fighting.

Here's evidence that the current regime does not think past the end of its nose.

Search-and-rescue crews were “flying blind” trying to rescue survivors from deadly tornadoes that hit the Midwest last week.

Why? Because Kristi Noem hadn't approved FEMA’s $200,000 contract with a tornado-tracking tool.

But she had time to spend $220 million on anti-immigrant ads. Priorities.

This is the result when you don't think past the end of your nose.

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Love Bernie Sanders reminding Markwayne Mullins he's a United States senator. This is the behavior of someone replacing Kristi Noem.

Could there possibly another reason to start a war and bomb a school killing innocent children?

We could use Mr Rogers in our neighborhoods today.

Love your paperclip.