a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed . ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .

I don't have to report for jury duty tomorrow which means I have to go to work

I would not be mad if I had Gary's build

What an icon

Plastic Hearts deserved so much more attention than it got 😭

Thank you 🙈🙈

yeah 🙈

I promote it so infrequently so just a reminder that I do still post every monday at onlyfans.com/realh0eswives in case anyone's curious 🫣

Can anyone explain why I'm feeling anxious about money today? What are the planets doing

should I start posting on hevy are the gays still doing that

progress 🙂‍↕️

official race pics dropped and I'm nowhere to be found. somehow, this is homophobic

You KNOW Burberry doesn't like the smell of marijuana

I think it's time to delete

I wonder why

also, charles melton. Just in general

oscar isaac with a mullet

accidentally got free Dunkin bc the app glitched and they made my order twice 🤪

good morning bluesky

Oh girl 😭

Correct! I did the Polar Opposite Peachtree in January as well

I don't have to ask myself what's next bc I'm running an 8K on memorial day, a 5K in June and the Peachtree (10K) in July lmao

just had a life-changing breakfast burrito. from IHOP of all places

I fear I will never wear a shirt for a race again

1:29:20 (my goal was under 1:30:00) 🙂‍↕️

I was so nervous about not wearing a shirt but there are so many others

See y'all in 9.3 miles

here's how jane don't can still win

It's not my fault I get weirdly emotional when I run races!!

No if anyone talks to me I'll cry