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Posts by Matthew Lawrence

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Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

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It's Sip-In Day!

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How did you obtain my diary?

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Keep getting ads for a Garbage Pail Kids tarot deck.

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MEX, KOR, BIH, PAR, TUR being the other correct choices.

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Haiti v Scotland was the only one that was remotely close for me but I was glad to see a surprise seventh vote at the bottom.

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The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

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I just paid $3.09 for a single 20oz. coca cola product at the gas station.

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Monday really Mondaying today.

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Reading about Patrick Muldoon and I forgot that Austin was Billie's brother.

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Absosmurfly.

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This was Napolitano's which is under new ownership and a little more, uh, old Federal Hill than it used to be.

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posts in my timeline i will always like:

pet /kid pictures
the shellac song "prayer to god"
jobs, raises, promotions, any kind of success, even mental
home movies quotes
simpsons engagement bait
big annoucements (engagement, wedding, child, divorce)
eric clapton (must be derogatory)

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Young man in faggy Roman attire stepping on a crow with his right foot while he holds a cross in his right hand.

Young man in faggy Roman attire stepping on a crow with his right foot while he holds a cross in his right hand.

He is generally depicted stepping on a crow and that crow is usually saying "TOMORROW".

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St. Expedito's Role in South Louisiana Catholicism, in New Orleans and in the Italian-American Community near Independence, Louisiana St. Expedito, a saint unique to South Louisiana and New Orleans, has various legends and devotional practices.

Just fell down a wormhole reading about St. Expeditus, the probably imaginary saint whose feast day is today.

www.louisianafolklife.org/lt/articles_...

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SO WAS TED BUNDY

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Join us for a Sip-In Also: Murals, Housewives, mystery photos

New issue of the newsletter just dropped. Only one proofing error that I've noticed (so far).

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My sinuses want it chopped down immediately.

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Stinky ass cum tree in full bloom.

Stinky ass cum tree in full bloom.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Lots of staff yelling at each other in the pizza place.

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Chase has the best lollipops though by far.

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Didn’t think it was possible to be this wrong but look at Mr Wrong of Wronginham here

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Wrong!

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I am also, for the record, not exactly swimming in money.

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I have accounts at four different banks (🙄) and in the last year I have had to deal with at least three others and from a customer service perspective I fully understand why people go with Citizens but I am also hoping to migrate over to a credit union as soon as I can.

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Oh noooo

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Do you think the name Mehitable will ever make a comeback?

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I still hate Halloween though.

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Witches Night Out Market - NE on Instagram: "Our first event of 2026 is on April 17th! Get those vendor and reader apps filled out on the @providenceflea website by 3/1!" 325 likes, 3 comments - witchesnomne on February 28, 2026: "Our first event of 2026 is on April 17th! Get those vendor and reader apps filled out on the @providenceflea website by 3/1!".

🎶OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE🎶

www.instagram.com/p/DVTkIg4EbBe/

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For the record I don't even know what Bumpin Uglies is, either.

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