I’m just here to watch humans lose!

Yeah but if you told me ahead of time the matador was gonna take a horn up the ass I’m tuning in.

It’s your lifeblood.

Vancouver continues to pretend they’re a legitimate franchise yet dos deeply unserious things with their management

Reese’s is putting out a marshmallow cup. Are they not aware of th mallow cup? The vastly inferior direct competition product from 30-40 years ago! Literally no one asks fo this products. Infact we eliminated it decades ago because other fuking suck!

I woke up to the stars and wilder in the 3rd while apparently watching 2 rare Connor McDavid cards getting pulled I was confused so I just went to my bed lol.

Yeah it is definitely a hike to get there

They didn’t so much win as haven’t pleasure of playing a goalie who has no business being in the NHL. They’ll advance because Pittsburgh is deeply unserious. But they’ll get beat badly by Carolina in the next round.

Coincidentally Bertha the all drag Dead band will be at the State in Ithaca 5/8..::

Oh indeed

Guess falling asleep in the first overtime cause me to miss an awful lot. Wow what a sequence that was by th Sens and Canes late in OT1

How much does Mark McGuires kid hate him? 1 he’s a pitcher and throws gas. 2 he plays for the Cubs single A team. Talk about taking sides against the family… I’d love to see him face his old man (without PEDs) I bet he gets him on fewer than 7 pitches.

That’s because one city is a hockey city and the other thinks Tristan Jarry is an adequate goaltender.

Guys we have overtime playoff hockey. Call the cows to start comin home we’re playin till they’re there!

Just don’t get left in @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social’s dust after he’s attacks those roller sausages

If you’re gonna hit Crosby in the head. Scramble his eggs.

I know no one that hates him more then you. And would love to see you eat his lunch in 765 different ways

@terrence.bsky.social

That means I’m currently smoking a oint

Did any dispensary in greater Boston run a marijuana-thon special for marathon Monday falling on 4/20? Or did they all fail marketing101

I do love Sabre fans…

My nose has been running for a month. It’s gonna kick everyone’s ass in the marathon today.

I just saw everyone’s best friend John pooper is playing at the Brookfield zoo this summer. Maybe he’ll get eaten by a lion.

Lighting a joint at midnight on 4/20 for our lord and savior Willie Nelson.

Alex Tuch’s it in. Bring in game 2.

Oh baby! Sabres are ignited

Tage is a monster. Get on my back boys we got this

Let’s go Buffalo

Ole ole ole ole @deadhead111.bsky.social