Just realized this is why I don’t have a Long Island accent

she’s got a ticket to ri-i-ide

Unfortunately my taste level ranks Dasani as the best tasting water

Dakota Johnson the icon that you are

“A woman” and it’s Olivia Wilde
“Other people” and it’s mark ruffalo

wouldst thou like to live facetiously

Lesbians

You always have to clean out before the grocery store just in case

All these demon twinks. “I fear this🫣” “I fear that🫡”

“You’ve won $50,000🙂”
“… And tickets to see Stop! That! Train!🤩”

The State of New York shares new post:

“it's hole filling season”

This is so real

does ur cousin try to convert u to Buddhism at every family gathering or are u normal

gay rights

Kinda my fav watch of 2026 so far

Diva

He wants to marry you

When I get home at 3 am and everything else is closed

Thinking about how I wrote my common app college essay about this song

It’s her day

Honorable mention to both of these absolute legends

Thee definitive Disney Mount Rushmore. Argue w the wall

McDonald’s sweet tea mention!

Using this monologue to get into tisch

I will never shut up about the witchcraft of physical therapy

Today is St. Patrick’s Day.