#DC #supersons

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

the baby is sleeping on its treasures ❤

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

The correct amount of underwear to bring is one for every day of the trip + 3. And then 2 more, just in case. 😂 Sometimes I've underpacked outfits but I have never underpacked underwear.

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

lol good fucking luck convincing Texans not to go to HEB. Although if it works that might make the HEB near my old apartment in Katy (iykyk) much more pleasant, soooooo many assholes hogging the aisles 😂

look at these little smols!!! 😭😍

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

Medical students in Gaza restore one of the oldest libraries after it was bombed by the Israeli occupation.

This is why you'll never hear me say "Oh, but so-and-so is so nice!" if I hear they're abusive. Just because they're nice TO ME doesn't mean they treat everyone that way.

Baffling that the concept of someone being two-faced is so confusing to so many people

what is the charge. what crime has been done

important business

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

colorful anthropomorphized moon smiling at a small Orion spacecraft in space

“you came back!” ✨🥹

Black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby kitten appearing to burst through a sheet of white paper in a dark frame. Text at the bottom reads “sauve qui peut”.

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Fix your hearts or die.

illustration inspired by Charlotte Perkins-Gilman's 1891 short story "The Yellow Wallpaper" depicting a woman touching sickly yellow torn wallpaper on a wall while shadowy hands reach toward her. There is another tall shadow of a figure on the wall and both figures look toward the viewer.

"The color is repellent, almost revolting; a smouldering unclean yellow, strangely faded by the slow-turning sunlight."

I made a "Yellow Wallpaper" piece back in 2017, but I re-read the story over the weekend and wanted to try again. Much happier with this version 🖤

That's great!! Glad she hopefully can't make any surprise visits 🙃

Feels important to uplift Rep Pressley's leadership. She puts in a lot of work on issues that others often don't see as a priority. I've appreciated her anti-criminalization work over the years. She's a worker.

(do I check other social media at work? yes lol. but not having bluesky on my phone is so good for my mental health, ngl)

One of the best things about not having the bluesky app on my phone is that whenever there's an outage I don't find out for HOURS 😂 while people are posting "Can anyone see this?? If you left a comment I can't see it!!!" I'm busy doing my grown up job lmao

Variant cover to Universal Monsters: Creature From The Black Lagoon Lives, Black & White Special #2

Abigail Larson

Sending you good thoughts! I hope it's very restful and that there are no flying monkeys with guilt trips!

I'd like to make a found footage Western that involves a dude with a giant tripod camera that he has to hand crank and a man who follows him playing a piano for the soundtrack.

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it

"Dumplings With Peas"
"Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

Made of sunset✨ ( wallpaper link in bio c: )

Make a one page encouragement zine Collect notes of kudos to keep you going on doubtful days

I love this idea for a zine: "All the lovely messages and comments I’ve saved over the years—small acts from others that probably took seconds to write—have buoyed me during times of doubt."
open.substack.com/pub/cyoo/p/m...

Happy 67th birthday to Emma Thompson, who has always understood the assignment.