Happy National Pug Day to all who celebrate!
#HomeSlices

We are winnin big today💯
...Bookmark it. Remember it. Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck!
The feelings are strong 💪

LET'S FUCKIN GO #BroncosCountry

Today's #GameDay challenge:

If anyone can guess my favorite NFL team, I'll open another beer.

Saturday Pre-gamin the Sunday Pre-game to calm the nerves.
#BroncosCountry

The answer is @FuckYesTequila We b invading your tailgate this weekend … invited or not.. sorry, not sorry.

If you have family and/or friends who are chief fans, please check on them. The past Super Bowl ASS KICKIN and last night has been rough.

....NOT REALLY FTP!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Really good

DONT @ME
I know it’s a seltzer

i can not wait for the season. The hate has already started.

Just Know #BroncosCountry is the Hill I’m Dying On

Drop a 🍺 if you're closing out the 3-day weekend like this.

And A 🍻 if you're ready for some football?

Happy #NationalDogDay to my HomeSlices 🧡💙 🐾

Do U Love OUR
Denver Broncos?

My answer is always,
Fuck Yes!!

#ifyouknowyouknow

I'm actually seeing patterns of offensive play and leadership that I like this preseason game for the first team for the first time in years.

DEFENSE...

I AIN'T WORRIED 💯

no one asked, but my top 5 tequilas

tears of llorona
Fortaleza
G4
Siete Leguas
Don Londrés

People treating their dogs like they’re human, please stop. They are so much better than humans.

#HomeSlices

my 40-year class reunion this weekend
I told my wife I was gonna try and bang my old high school sweetheart
She said good luck, loser

(She’s my old high school sweetheart)

...I married so far out of my league.

My Lil Miss Matty Grace makes everything better for me. The BS in the world, the stress. When I look at her, I genuinely feel so much better. I feel my heart soften and my mood change. Idk what I’d do without her, honestly.

I had a sandwich for lunch.

Not so much a sandwich as it was just bread.

More like plain grain.

Fermented grain.

I had a beer for lunch.

Matthew Daniel MARES
(TheBronocoPartyBus)
#MySpot

Foreigner, I Want to Know What Love Is. Takes me back to nervous junior high school dances every time I hear it.

I made a pug smile today.

Life doesn't get much better than that.

Anyone who was alive in the 80s has a soft spot for a good power ballad.

Name yours...

...I'll go first.

I remember you...SkidRow

Found my heaven. I can die now in peace. TheWeed with your my trompo al pastor tacos... Weeeeerd

Seriously! There is nothing on earth that makes me happier than when my kids come over to visit hug & sit with me, unprompted.

Tina: [staring into fridge] "Why is there beer in the vegetable crisper?"

Me: [staring at her] "Cuz vegetable."

Is the actor that played Wilson in Castaway the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun🤔

shit I think about while Chillin in TheWeed

Monday morning blues? Nah, more like Monday morning brews.
last day of the long amazing weekend. 🍻

Now we love fireworks, but after the 4th, We don’t wanna hear them anymore. We feel like firework etiquette is setting them off from July 1-4
If you're shooting off fireworks days after the 4th, my HomeSlices and i think you're an asshole