Youve Been Passed The Virtual Joint!

congratulations!

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 2: The Crazy Crime Wave Mickey getting angry about Dippy Dawg pestering him about money problems and bills. Dippy Dawg/Goofy: Shucks, Mickey! You shouldn't let bills worry ya! Not a minute! No, sir! Why don't ya just PAY 'em?

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

It’s the freakin weekend

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 4: The Seven Ghosts Mickey asks a group of business suit-wearing dog men a question, all of them shocked and their hats jumping into the air. Mickey: Anybody see a ghost?

Fist me

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

Frame #7451 from 50s E06-07 the little lost pony

Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

Making art as a transgender person feels so impossible right now. I think a lot of things are taken for granted, not just material things but knowledge, people, love. It’s hard to feel like there are little spaces of love carved out for us in others’ lives. I know there is. It’s a noisy brain day.

Frame #6476 from E70 Denali Blues

So incredible

This is really all they have left. "We have a pointless and criminal war pushing gas prices through the roof and the global economy to the brink but at least the government isn't treating trans people like they're human beings" will be the entirety of the midterm message.

Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it

Venmo @ lionel-humm if you feel so inclined

Hi, my name is Lionel. I engrave typographic punches with hand tools. Punchcutting is the craft by which all printed letterforms in the western world were made from 1450 to 1840. Today there are less than 10 active punchcutters in the world. I’m the only trans one.

Shot day on tdov

AI data centres can warm surrounding areas by up to 9.1°C Hundreds of millions of people live close enough to data centres used to power AI to feel warmer average temperatures in their local area

Hundreds of millions of people live close enough to data centres used to power AI to feel warmer average temperatures in their local area

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

There should be a button on every Zillow rental listing that lets you send the landlord to jail

Sorry. I'm out of cash.