Kisy cat’s vets recently put up new “these are the vets that work here” art at reception. It is very clearly AI 🤢

I had a list of stuff to do today but then my brain was like, how about a migraine instead? 🙃

Gee. Thanks.

The fact you can finger paint something that beautiful will never cease to amaze me!

A little brown centipede on a bright teal bathroom wall

Hello, friend centipede! It’s lovely to meet you but you are supposed to be outside, not in my bathroom.

Kisy the black and white cat’s sleeping face

How am I meant to disturb her when she is so perfect and adorable and sleepy!

Kisy the black and white cat curled up on the duvet covering my legs making it impossible for me to move

I need to go and let the dog out for her bedtime wee but… cat.

A pile of books of different sizes, formats and genres, stacked precariously and haphazardly on the top tier of a cat tower which is clearly a sensible place to keep books. A meticulously organised bookcase is in the background.

Me: meticulously organises my books across multiple bookcases by genre, format, size, author surname, and title.

Also me:

Graveyard Keeper 2 — Announcement trailer YouTube video by tinyBuildGAMES

We’re getting a Graveyard Keeper 2? Yes please! 🪦🍔🫏

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Heck yeah getting paid! Heck yeah treating yourself! Heck yeah more bird pictures! 😂

Just assembled my mum’s new lawn mower for her and yep, there is no rage like the “WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS AND WERE THEY A SADIST?!” rage of following instructions that are ever so slightly vague, have pictures that are too dark to see properly, and apparently think humans have seven hands each 🙃

Oh no! I hope it’s nothing serious. They should not be allowed to get old but be babies forever as they are clearly meant to be.

I have no idea where they came from! Apparently my mum has been hoarding them for some reason haha.

A large ziploc bag filled with many used and empty asthma inhalers, some white and some pink

Went to put the kettle on and there is just a bag of my used up empty inhalers on the kitchen counter 🙃

It was a lot of fun, very cute. And there’s something magic about going to see a kids movie with kids in the audience too. At the end the little girl behind us asked her mum if there were any more of these films and then her mum told her no but there’s books and she was all excited, it was adorable.

Off to see The Magic Faraway Tree with mum 😁 I was OBSESSED with Enid Blyton’s books as a child and I inherited that from my mum so we are both quite excited haha.

A half done 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle of an illustration for the show Bridgerton

No puzzles this year, I’ve got a huge stack I’ve not done yet so I restrained myself and didn’t ask for any. I am in the middle of this Bridgerton one though!

Haha, however did you guess! 😂

Very rude of Easter to be on my birthday. Like wow, way to steal my thunder, Jesus! 🙃

A card with an illustration of the car from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang flying through the sky with two cats dressed as the two leads in the film in the seats, “kitty kitty bang bang” written like the title above

And this card from my sister made me smile 🐱

A palm pals plush of an anthropomorphic blue cup of tea with little legs and a smiling face

Also this extremely cute cup of tea.

A pile of nine books on a table next to a cup of tea: Salem’s Lot by Stephen King, My Name Isn’t Paul by Drew Huff, The Man Who Changed The Way We Read by Jeremy Lewis, The Mystery Of Edwin Drood by Charles Dickens, The One by John Marrs, Wild Dark Shore by Charlotte McConaghy, The Marrow Thieves by Cherie Dimaline, The Journalist And The Murderer by Janet Malcolm, and Lolly Willowes by Sylvia Townsend Warner

Shockingly and absolutely without precedent, I got some books for my birthday 😂📚

An Irish 1p coin which features a decorative bird with a long swoopy tail

Oh and one random Irish penny which has a cool bird on it.

Now my hands smell like pennies.

The oldest was from 1971, the newest from 2017 so I assume that was about when she forgot about it, and there were three from 1987, the year I was born 😂

Five English pennies in a row, one each from 1971, 1987, 1997, 2009, and 2017. The Queen’s profile image on each is different, gaining in her age and the image detail, except the 87 and 97 ones which I think are the same

Mum found a piggy bank full of pennies she’d forgotten about so of course I had to be very autistic about it and organise them all. It’s super interesting to see how the design changed over the decades, the queen aging but also becoming more like a real person.

It’s 1pm and I’ve only just realised the reason I’ve been so confused about what time it is for the past hour is because the clocks changed so half of them say one thing and the other half say something else 🙃

Doing this three days before April Fool’s Day feels like an autistic hate crime.

Kisy the black and white cat laid on the edge of a bed looking at the camera, the fur on one side of her face slightly smooshed where she’s just woken up to look at me disapprovingly

She noticed me taking her photo

Kisy the black and white cat fast asleep curled up next to me, she is adorable and snuggly

She sleep

Kisy the black and white cat stood next to me on the bed, looking off to the side, mouth just opening as she’s about to do a meow

Kisy the black and white cat with her tongue in full blep sticking out right up to her nose

Kisy the black and white cat moving too close to the camera for better meow volume in my face

Kisy the black and white cat slightly blurred as she moves forward

Please enjoy this series of Kisy cat wants me to stop taking her photo and go get her morning (medication concealing) treats!

Growing up in High Wycombe we got taken on an exciting visit to the chair museum to learn about chairs. We also went to West Wycombe to see the golden ball and the Hellfire Caves, and learn about the Hellfire Club.