Happy 2,026th birthday Earth 🥳🌍

On hinge having a ✨spicy✨conversation with a catfish

This makes me very uncomfortable

I WILL be in a speedo this summer at least once 😤

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I still ain’t forget what you did to Princess Shireen you firecracker head ass hoe!!!

Congratulations to you as well! 🥳

Image of finisher trophies for the #blackskyfitness 5K. The trophies show the names @agiftofzeus and @jeniusj.

Congratulations to @agiftofzeus.bsky.social and @jeniusj.blacksky.app, First Place finishers of the Inaugural #BlackskyFitness 5K.

Everyone who entered and completed their Walk or Run was a winner and an important part of our fitness community. Thanks to all that participated and inspired others!

No one ever wins 😔

When it costs $100 to fill up my Corolla I hope my coworkers don’t expect me to show up to work.

😆 wouldn’t recommend it anyway haha
Thank you, I’m looking forward to the next one and to being able to run again

Sprained my ankle Friday night so I used my run from when I was drunk on April 2 for my #BlackSkyFitness 5k race time 😅

Yay
Penis
Homosex
👁️👄👁️

Update: I did run very drunk.

#RunnersOfBluesky

Drunken Spring cleaning

When Whitney said 🎶 EEE EEE EEE 🎶 i felt it in my spirit

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Pre-shower shit thought: In college I told my friends I buy Angel Soft lavender scented toilet paper and they clowned me and now guess what them niggas wipe they ass with!

Okay so I’m 2 glasses in and I think I’m about to take a shower and then run to my Tuesday Thursday run club to then run again with them

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About to mix Peach Crown with sangria blanco…

“Holistic wellness” but it’s crack??? 😭

Me trying to figure out who to cheer for in the World Cup

Just had a hot honey chicken tender salad from Publix and there was literally more fried chicken than vegetables and that’s why y’all backs big now and I’m not taking any more recommendations from TikTok. It slapped though.

New guy at work said he drinks a half gallon of whole milk a day, I’m pretty sure he’s a cow in a human skin suit

My supervisor got ChatGPT to write a spaghetti western about me

Been looking forward to this trip for a month and definitely needed it after this week. Never mind 🙃

My fuel right before that 3.5 mile run

I will take every chance I get to run in a costume 🍀

jumbo marg just made me fall asleep on the toilet

Knew it was gonna be a good day when the coffee shop accidentally made me two chai lattes this morning and gave me the extra

Not everybody was meant to be in your life forever. Stop chasing down the ones you grew away from.

So real