Ah so that is how it is made. Delish

One of those back in the day Hot Topic Sweatshirts

Damn, with it being NGL how did you know who to block?

Absolute shame that 9AM is when I do my best fucking and there isnt anyone here

Perfect nipples

CRANK IT!!!!

Of course you should

Of course I know sex magic!

I’m a Fuck Warlock

I’m horny as fuck today 😮‍💨😈

Damn right

Where are all the hot sticky, husky, thicc, zoftig, curvy dudes?

We need more representation and self love. Unf

I brought lube don’t worry 🐶💦

Would totally tear up this pissy hole

Easily done

Easily done

Lucky him

What have you done all day

Me:

I’ve yet to sunbathe with ya’ll I think. A sunbake turned make out never hurts. I’m up there so infrequent

We will need proof

Of course yesterday I was near by, I should have stopped by for a mouthful

I’ve never used a Viagra before. I did accidental eat a Cialis once when I was super drunk. It was not a fun experience. I used to have occasional priapism but as I’ve gotten older just amounts to good hard ons sometimes.

I present to you “inclusive sizing” …. I guess they didn’t mean bear sizing 🤣

I need to go to bed. I have to wake up early for Record Store Day, and I can already feel myself being obnoxiously horny all day tomorrow.

Be warned

Blob with a bob

Last doctor weigh-in was 276lbs. That was last month, but I doubt any drastic change has occurred.

Focused pup

I just think they’re neat!

Soooo round. Unf

Wittle Weiner Wednesday