I'm not nervous. YOU'RE nervous!

ADLEY, OMG!!!

Now that we're losing, let's take him out. Hope that warm-up time we bought the bullpen will somehow score us a run.

I realize we used a lot of relievers last night, but what are we doing here? Buying two minutes of warm-up time?

Maybe we just let Baz be done for the night?

Do they usually interview guys for this long during game action?

It was both awful and a blast. But mostly awful... until the blast.

Hahaha. It was. :)

Oh no.

This isn't real life. This is a simulation. The Orioles did not just do that. This is a simulation.

Already wish I could change my vote.

Okay, NOW I think we deserve to win this game.

That Basallo contract continues to look more and more like a good decision.

I'll put my fictional money on 14.

Buck Britton!

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I'm sorry, but the team that played the first 8 innings did not deserve to tie this game in the 9th. Wild.

How many times do you get out of bases-loaded jams before your luck runs out?

6 more strikeouts in 5 innings tonight.

There are a lot of things to worry about if you are an early-season worrier. I'm choosing the strikeouts to be my thing to worry about.

Phil Collins, Greg Brady, & Elton John.

I've only ever been in two convention green rooms in my life, and even I know the reality contestants are the worst... them and the Dean Cains.

The Orioles sure like to strike out.

I liked the part where Rocky was critical of Grace.

I need to watch it again. I loved it so much!

Whatever you say, manager that I like very much.

They were all terrible at the plate tonight.

I hate it because he's such a likeable guy.

Righteous! (insert Finding Nemo audio)

This game is a baffler, but we won it, so I will just be happy and move on.

I am so, so happy right now.

YES! Let's go, O's! Please keep it up!