Not suspended for seeking sugar daddies, suspended for successfully ACQUIRING sugar daddies, god bless

This is important

It's not necessarily a Great Powers competition, but it is a GREAT powers competition

Bluesky doesn't just have the juice, it's developed a whole new squeezing technology

It is very funny that he's like "yeah I want [LEFT THING]" and other politicians are like "wtf you didn't spend 20 years shoveling DNC shit, you don't have the social capital to just say things like that!!!"

The NatSec policy of the US will be 2Grunt 2Furious

(they're afraid it might work)

It's probably both. I know there's AI gait analysis that can be used to identify people based on their gate. But, there's a bunch of people who think they can read a person's mind based on their gait, posture, and other body language. You CAN, to some extent, but it's very limited and conditional

Lol I argued with a gait analysis quack who tried to convince me it's real, showed me a video of someone pacing and crossing their arms before a robbery (which shows feelings of guilt?) and I was like "it's January in Wisconsin and they're wearing a light jacket, they're COLD" and he was like "uh"

The novel boutique helping shoppers stay strapped AND get clapped

Embrace, "my God, what have we done"-thought

I heard there's a bunch of GPS spoofing happening in the region, which seems like a good preventative measure until you realize that it's really really important to keep track of where the mines are because if you know the location it's your enemy's problem, if nobody knows it's everybody's problem.

Sid Meier's Jacksonville, Florida

It's like 50 year old silly string that just sort of sneaks out the can like when you try to sneeze with food poisoning, and it reeks

Imagine, if you will, the death rattle of a garbage disposal full of pennies

The core covenant the Russian state has with its citizens is "we'll do whatever you want as long as you keep the war and suffering far away" and let's just say the Russian state isn't honoring that agreement right now.

If the VA redistricting effort is the howling wind in the dead of night, DC statehood is the staccato glimpses when lightning illuminates the sky of a leviathan tornado touching down

I had a grandma who didn't speak my language next to me who I think was flying to see her (son?) who was (very sick?) who spent an hour tearfully explaining the situation to me before she fell asleep on my shoulder the rest of the flight and I was like -- you know what, this one's on me. No charge.

Ballmer is a weird little dude

As it turns out, NASA has to code the rocket as a hat that the astronauts all equip in their inventory's head slot in order to ride it

You heard it, America is SOX NATION BABYYYY

Kinda looks like a blue dinosaur fucking another dinosaur with its legs up in the air

So much dark money has been pouring into VA for weeks trying to kill the redistricting effort lol

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The Spanberger Legions march to victory in Virginia

I can confirm that is a bird, excellent job

Do your worst