The dumbest fuck on the planet is President of the United States.

I follow at least a few adult film performers and OnlyFans models here on Bluesky, to save investigators some time should I ever run for public office. Moreover, they're all pretty cool folks, A++, would follow again.

Please tell us more about this pharmacy because it sounds just weird and wacky enough to upset the 3 old people capable of finding their website.

If House Speaker Mike Johnson loses his speakership because of the government shutdown, his natural successor is Jeffrey Epstein.

If you outlaw supplying firearms to transes, only outlaws will supply firearms to transes. Or something like that.

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

The Good Place Committee needs to be run out of their jobs, one by one, until none of them are left.

“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

Look at the upside Pete, if you resign as Secretary of Defense you no longer need to pretend you stopped drinking.

New phone, Houthis

I'm happy to not know the difference, and if anyone explains it, I'll call the police, I stg.

Ben Shapiro holding a plank of wood that he bought from Home Depot. A plastic Home Depot bag is wrapped around the bottom 12 inches of the plank for absolutely no reason

These are the people complaining about lesbian firefighters

Omfg I almost just licked my phone~

(B)! Final answer!